When life hands you a lemon...

[DadSmith]

Closest I could find...

DD are you going to charge him for this one

 

[DoggyDaddy]

DD are you going to charge him for this one

Nah, I probably owe him one.

 

[Nazgul]

When life hands you lemons, go buy a Hawaiian shirt....Got it!

Don

 

[dsol]

Hmmm... I always thought the answer was, make a Tom Collins.

I had been known to use a lemon with tequila shots if a lime wasn't handy. Until I discovered what a good premium tequila was like such as Patron. Now I don't even bother with the lime and salt. Makes my wife and friends cringe when they see me take a shot and slowly drink it down, set the glass on the bar and smack my lips.

 

[indiucky]

When life hands you lemons, go buy a Hawaiian shirt....Got it!

Don

Ho

 

[Karl-just-Karl]

Ho

Aww, come on, she looks like a nice girl.

 

[Nazgul]

Ho

v

I see what you did there!!!

Don

 

[indiucky]

v

I see what you did there!!!

Don

I love INGO.....

 

[WILSON]

Well I guess you don’t have to worry about anyone stealing that shirt!

 

[WILSON]

 

[indiucky]

All of these comments on one of my more subtle Hawaiian shirts shows me how few on INGO have met me...So please allow me to introduce myself...

October-April: Levis, cowboy boots, flannel shirt over t shirt or thermal

Derby-October: Levis, cowboy boots, Hawaiian shirt...

Always...Since 1982 or so....

About 10 years ago my wife's cousin, a young marine corporal took me to 29 Palms and Camp Pendleton the day after his sister's wedding...I was a little hungover, Levi's, sunglasses, cowboy boots, Hawaiian shirt...As we are walking around the base young marine's kept paying me attention...Very respectful...even some salutes...I finally asked JP, "Why are these marines doing that? I'm obviously not in the service..." JP laughed and said, "They think you're a spook..Hungover, shades, boots, jeans, Hawaiian shirt with a Zippo and a pack of cigs sagging in the front pocket..That's like the CIA field agent uniform.."

Which is why that, although I am not from Texas...I do like this song...Ray Wylie Hubbard gets it...

"I got on my cowboy boots, jeans
And Hawaiian shirt, mirrored sunglasses
And a mobile phone
I guess I look like some Port Aransas
Dope dealer that's out on bail
Just trying to get home
Well I ain't in jail and I got me a guitar
Got a little band that's hotter than a rocket
Sometimes we're sloppy
We're always loud, tonight we're just ornery
And locked in the pocket"

Ray Wylie Hubbard

 

[DoggyDaddy]

All of these comments on one of my more subtle Hawaiian shirts shows me how few on INGO have met me...So please allow me to introduce myself...

October-April: Levis, cowboy boots, flannel shirt over t shirt or thermal

Derby-October: Levis, cowboy boots, Hawaiian shirt...

Always...Since 1982 or so....

About 10 years ago my wife's cousin, a young marine corporal took me to 29 Palms and Camp Pendleton the day after his sister's wedding...I was a little hungover, Levi's, sunglasses, cowboy boots, Hawaiian shirt...As we are walking around the base young marine's kept paying me attention...Very respectful...even some salutes...I finally asked JP, "Why are these marines doing that? I'm obviously not in the service..." JP laughed and said, "They think you're a spook..Hungover, shades, boots, jeans, Hawaiian shirt with a Zippo and a pack of cigs sagging in the front pocket..That's like the CIA field agent uniform.."

Which is why that, although I am not from Texas...I do like this song...Ray Wylie Hubbard gets it...

"I got on my cowboy boots, jeans
And Hawaiian shirt, mirrored sunglasses
And a mobile phone
I guess I look like some Port Aransas
Dope dealer that's out on bail
Just trying to get home
Well I ain't in jail and I got me a guitar
Got a little band that's hotter than a rocket
Sometimes we're sloppy
We're always loud, tonight we're just ornery
And locked in the pocket"

Ray Wylie Hubbard

When I was still going to the office, Hawaiian shirts were part of my work attire. Except for "casual Fridays", then I'd usually wear some kind of gun-related t-shirt.

 

[AmmoManAaron]

All of these comments on one of my more subtle Hawaiian shirts shows me how few on INGO have met me...So please allow me to introduce myself...

October-April: Levis, cowboy boots, flannel shirt over t shirt or thermal

Derby-October: Levis, cowboy boots, Hawaiian shirt...

Always...Since 1982 or so....

About 10 years ago my wife's cousin, a young marine corporal took me to 29 Palms and Camp Pendleton the day after his sister's wedding...I was a little hungover, Levi's, sunglasses, cowboy boots, Hawaiian shirt...As we are walking around the base young marine's kept paying me attention...Very respectful...even some salutes...I finally asked JP, "Why are these marines doing that? I'm obviously not in the service..." JP laughed and said, "They think you're a spook..Hungover, shades, boots, jeans, Hawaiian shirt with a Zippo and a pack of cigs sagging in the front pocket..That's like the CIA field agent uniform.."

Which is why that, although I am not from Texas...I do like this song...Ray Wylie Hubbard gets it...

"I got on my cowboy boots, jeans
And Hawaiian shirt, mirrored sunglasses
And a mobile phone
I guess I look like some Port Aransas
Dope dealer that's out on bail
Just trying to get home
Well I ain't in jail and I got me a guitar
Got a little band that's hotter than a rocket
Sometimes we're sloppy
We're always loud, tonight we're just ornery
And locked in the pocket"

Ray Wylie Hubbard

For those who have never heard the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cFtSPIF4Q

 

[DadSmith]

I'm going to have to get me a Hawaii shirt to wear around the farm with my Rural King carpenter pants, and my Danner Vital boots. I'm sure the neighbors would have a good laugh at my expense.

Almost forgot my new Trump 2020 Make Liberals Cry Again hat.

 

[LilEnis]

You should us hopes 9 you won get rusty baral but now you ready to protect stag coch hahaha

 

[fjw2]

I had been known to use a lemon with tequila shots if a lime wasn't handy. Until I discovered what a good premium tequila was like such as Patron. Now I don't even bother with the lime and salt. Makes my wife and friends cringe when they see me take a shot and slowly drink it down, set the glass on the bar and smack my lips.

Never have used a lime. But I have always preferred the good stuff. Corralejo has been my go to for some time now.

 

[indiucky]

You should us hopes 9 you won get rusty baral but now you ready to protect stag coch hahaha

HarleyRider!!!!!!!!