When will I receive my INGO handbook, INGO Discount card...

[UnionPmedic]

I am fast approaching 50 "quality" posts. I would like to know when I will receive my INGO handbook, discount card, learn the secret handshake, and receive my complimentary 10,000 rounds of 22lr?

At over 3 years in the making, the suspense is killing me!







Should this have been purple? I don't have that one down yet.

 

[RedneckReject]

Seriously??? Please tell me you're joking.


I only got 5,000 rounds. It's because I'm from Tennessee isn't it?

 

[Brandon]

I am fast approaching 50 "quality" posts. I would like to know when I will receive my INGO handbook, discount card, learn the secret handshake, and receive my complimentary 10,000 rounds of 22lr?

FAQ,
Just ask for the discount where ever. You will either get it or a funny look.

Ammo was mistakenly shipped to my place.

 

[UnionPmedic]

Seriously??? Please tell me you're joking.


I only got 5,000 rounds. It's because I'm from Tennessee isn't it?

Yes, but if you had been from Illinois, you would have had to send in 10,000 rounds.

 

[UnionPmedic]

FAQ,
Just ask for the discount where ever. You will either get it or a funny look.

Ammo was mistakenly shipped to my place.

No problem, just forward that right along and everything will be good.

 

[RedneckReject]

Yes, but if you had been from Illinois, you would have had to send in 10,000 rounds.

 

[HeadlessRoland]

Congratulations, you're officially not trolling for the classifieds.

Now go post in the classifieds or we'll feel bad.

Someone buy this man a box of .22LR!

 

[Brandon]

No problem, just forward that right along and everything will be good.

There was this thing about 2 years ago... We were having a members only party on a boat. One of the games at the party was to see who's safe could sink faster. Well, I don't know if I won or not, but I recall another member recovering the safe about a year or so ago.

I had a cheapie safe, so I am sure the ammo is no good or if it was has since been shot. Sorry about your loss but ya should of been there! It was fun until we realized we couldn't determine a winner.

On another note, I hear the rest of the party was good too though I don't remember much after dropping my safe and having some Makers Mark.

 

[UnionPmedic]

Congratulations, you're officially not trolling for the classifieds.

Now go post in the classifieds or we'll feel bad.

Someone buy this man a box of .22LR!

LOL, I just posted an item for sale in the non-firearms related section!

 

[UnionPmedic]

On another note, I hear the rest of the party was good too though I don't remember much after dropping my safe and having some Makers Mark.

A case of that stuff will even everything up!

 

[Brandon]

A case of that stuff will even everything up!

Last I heard another member recovered it. LOL You need to talk to that member!

(there are a couple funny threads that have the whole story in it)

 

[Bigtanker]

Congratulations, you're officially not trolling for the classifieds.

Now go post in the classifieds or we'll feel bad.

Someone buy this man a box of .22LR!

 

[Grizhicks]

Seriously??? Please tell me you're joking.


I only got 5,000 rounds. It's because I'm from Tennessee isn't it?

You've done something wrong; I from Tennessee and I got 20,000.

Go VOLS !!!!

 

[Hoosier Cowboy]

You get a 50% discount at the new INGO Store but it's already out of service..lol

 

[chezuki]

Just ask for the discount where ever. You will either get it or a funny look.

When asking for the discount, be sure to show them your gun. That way they know you're an INGO member and charge you accordingly. This also works for getting out of speeding tickets.

 

[Max Volume]

When asking for the discount, be sure to show them your gun. That way they know you're an INGO member and charge you accordingly. This also works for getting out of speeding tickets.

But one must know the secret handshake in order to get out of speeding tickets or a discount. That takes 500 quality posts. I still haven't learned it.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

The discount requires a deep, quiet voice, and the following wording:

"I'm here for my INGO discount"
You must place your hand on your sidearm to complete the proposition.

Either you'll get a very good discount
Or curbstomped.