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  • longbow

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    My wife has 4 I phones, she broke the last three, and they are around here someplace

    5 ipods of various types
    apple iic
    apple printer
    apple monitor
    broken apple laptop
    apple peeler

    all over the house are apple connection and charging cables
     

    LegatoRedrivers

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    I'm in IT for a living, and have 0 Apple devices. Why, you ask? :dunno:

    Not nessesarily because I don't beleive that Apple provides quality products, but because of Steve Jobs. I have so much unsubstantiated evidence against him, it's ridiculous. What evidence, you might ask?

    Steve Jobs kicks puppies. Just take a look at this image that is far too badly done to be Photoshop:

    cobracommanderkicksapup.jpg


    Notice anything else about that image? Like the uniform?
    That's right: Steve Jobs IS Cobra Commander. Think on that for a minute.

    Next, we'll look at a basic number Cypher. Numerologists have been using things like this for years to occasionally retroactively predict actual events.


    If you take Steve Jobs, and run it through a number Cypher, you get this:

    19-20-5-22-5 10-15-2-19

    Now, take the numbers at the end of the first word and the beginning of the second word, add those together and you get 15, so we'll take that as the first letter. We take that first 15, look through the original cypher, and find one more, making two fifteens, so we'll make 2 the second letter. Since we just got a 2, we'll take the second number of the origonal cypher and subtract the last number, giving us a 1, so we'll make 1 our third letter. Now, if you take the middle two digits of the second word in our original cypher and subtract the 3rd from the second, you get 13, and we'll make that our next letter. Now, since our third letter in the original cypher is 5, which is the ONLY letter to be used twice in the original cypher, and two is the SECOND letter in our own cypher, we will take the second two, and move one spot to the RIGHT in our Original Cypher, we get another one, so one is going to be our next letter. I'm tired of doing this now, so we'll just go ahead and end there. Let's take a look at our new Cypher:

    15-2-1-13-1
    Decode that, and what do you get? That's right...
    OBAMA.

    Take the second letter of our new cypher, and since one is the ONLY letter that appears twice in our new cypher, we'll take 2, subtract one, and replace the second letter in our new cypher with the First letter of our Original cypher, and what does that give us?

    15-19-1-13-1 = OSAMA

    That's right. The evidence just keeps piling up, doesn't it?

    And just look at this warning label that I most certainly didn't make myself:

    cawe9803225.gif


    (DISCLAIMER: None of the above was intended to be a factual statement.)
     

    k12lts

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    iPhone 4
    Mac Mini
    Airport Extreme
    Airport Express
    iMac (retired)
    2GS (retired)
    IIc (retired)

    If you count my son and daughter

    2 iPads
    Macbook Pro
    2 Macbooks
    Apple TV
    iPhone 4
    iPhone 3gs
    2 iPods
     

    jedi

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    ZERO and you could not give one to me even if it was free!
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