Who was it giving me the stink eye in their rearview mirror?

[Frank_N_Stein]

Fine, then that congratulatory cookie cake I have for you at Rene's is off the table.

Being detective you get to wear your badge around your neck while strutting about like Danny Reagan. Drive down alleys and hit cardboard boxes. Chase people across rooftops. Ahhh, the good life.

Here is some IMPD detective footage that I shot in Broad Ripple: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgX8DSOBLIc

No cookies? ****! I guess I'll have to become a Dick in order to get some.

 

[Rookie]

Too late.

Oh! You meant DETECTIVE!

 

[Kirk Freeman]

No cookies? ****! I guess I'll have to become a Dick in order to get some.

I would turn State's evidence and wear a wire on rhino for some of Rene's ginger molasses cookies.

Damn French, being all good chefs and all.

 

[rhino]

Well, I couldn't really tell due to the sunglasses. Your silver Subaru needs a bath.

I took one look at you and even with my shades, I could tell you were tryin' t' catch me ridin' dirty.

So I had to stare you down to make you back-off, which always works.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I took one look at you and even with my shades, I could tell you were tryin' t' catch me ridin' dirty.

Now when you say "ridin' dirty", that means one of the seven pistols on you at this time has not been cleaned since you went to the range?

 

[rhino]

Now when you say "ridin' dirty", that means one of the seven pistols on you at this time has not been cleaned since you went to the range?

WILL THIS SCURRILOUS MOCKERY NEVER CEASE!!!!???!!!

 

[Kirk Freeman]

What goes, "*clank, clank, clank* honey, wait up, I can't walk very fast carrying this gun store worth of guns and more ammo than is in Kirk's basement"?

Answer: rhino at the mall.

 

[riverman67]

Now when you say "ridin' dirty", that means one of the seven pistols on you at this time has not been cleaned since you went to the range?

Rhino never, or almost never, cleans guns. Lube,yes. Clean,no

 

[riverman67]

WILL THIS SCURRILOUS MOCKERY NEVER CEASE!!!!???!!!

uhm NO