Whoppers

[garyindiane]

Still mad about the free pony whopper huh...
There is no pony get over it already.

-Gary

 

[Manan]

Haven't heard any lately but years ago young man tried to convince me he shot a goose at 1000 yds with an sks rifle with open sights.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

 

[littletommy]

A guy I work with claims he bought two full auto AKs for $150 from a guy hurting for money. He said he took them to the range, held one in each hand, and emptied both mags. He said a guy at the range offered him $8000 each for em, but he turned him down. Thats just one of the many gun related lies from this dude, I'll post some more later.

 

[1946]

DROOL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JetGirl]

Now I don't feel so bad for getting cranked over the one I heard yesterday.

 

[CountryBoy19]

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

I can ding a 8 X 10" plate all day long at 500 with one of my SKS's open sights... I don't think that is all that unbelievable either...

 

[littletommy]

Same guy has a K98 that has a select switch to make it semi auto.

 

[Hoosierdood]

-1 Burger King.

 

[Westside]

a guy told me he shoots 3" groups with his 1911 at 100 yards, using one hand. (does this one count)

 

[Rookie]

My wife said she loves me.

 

[jeremy]

My wife said she loves me.

Huh....

She told me the same thing...

 

[mike8170]

I heard one the other day, guy telling others and myself that he could hit quarters at 500 meters with his AR15. I didn't say a word, just let him ramble on about his "SKILLS."

 

[JetGirl]

Huh....

She told me the same thing...

OH!!! ShaChronic!!

 

[sepe]

Same guy has a K98 that has a select switch to make it semi auto.

How much does that cost and does Brownell's carry it?

 

[Stschil]

Same guy has a K98 that has a select switch to make it semi auto.

safety?

 

[Disposable Heart]

Working at a range, boy, the ones I got...

TWo involving the Colt Delta Elite:
1. INGO member telling me that his friend in the Military Police was allowed to carry anything "she wanted", which, for this story, was the 10mm Delta Elite...
2. A guy at a gun show told me he carried a 10mm Colt Delta Elite when in 'nam. When I informed him that the gun wasn't even designed yet, nor the 10mm cartridge, he berated me, much to his dismay when a complete stranger, who heard all the story, called him out on it.

Coworker told me, when trying to justify his terrible shooting skills with a .45, that a 9mm bounced off a turtle shell in his pond when he shot at it. A single round later from my Glock, I was a proud owner of a 25lb snapper that tasted awesome in a soup made from it. He never let me shoot on his property again!

 

[Rookie]

Huh....

She told me the same thing...

She lies to everyone.

 

[FatsMcKay]

I have a story that no one believes but I have witnesses. I was at my buddys property waiting for him to arrive. My other two friends and I were shooting a .177 cal Crosman 1000x with open sights. I saw a bird, in a tree 30 yards ahead of me, it started flying I aimed and shot. The pellet hit the bird in the head and it dropped. Lucky shot, never will happen again

 

[IndyBeerman]

My wife said she loves me.

Huh....

She told me the same thing...

Me three

 

[Kase]

One of my greats....

A friend of mine from Minnesota told me a couple years ago he shot a doe in the head at 300 yrds+, no rest, with a 22lr and dropped it

Not only is it highly ILLEGAL, but its also complete BS