Why does law enforcement . . . . . . .

[BehindBlueI's]

Checking the temperature. You can get a good estimate of speed based on tail light temperature due to simple physics. Legal speeds produce a pleasant warmth. Illegal speeds produce uncomfortable warmth. Extremely illegal speeds cause a cooling effect due to the vortex behind the vehicle, much like blowing on a spoon of hot soup.

Do you even science, bro?

 

[Trigger Time]

I always like to slap the trunk. If it slaps back call for backup

 

[dprimm]

Would also let you know if gears are being engaged.

 

[cosermann]

Checking the temperature. You can get a good estimate of speed based on tail light temperature due to simple physics. Legal speeds produce a pleasant warmth. Illegal speeds produce uncomfortable warmth. Extremely illegal speeds cause a cooling effect due to the vortex behind the vehicle, much like blowing on a spoon of hot soup.

Do you even science, bro?

Beakman, Bill Nye, and Science Max never covered this for some reason.

 

[2Lucky]

I always wonder why cops ask if this is your currant address. Who would say no?

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I always wonder why cops ask if this is your currant address. Who would say no?

Somebody who was out raisin around?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Somebody who was out raisin around?

 

[Slapstick]

I always wonder why cops ask if this is your currant address. Who would say no?

An honest person?

 

[Gabriel]

I always wonder why cops ask if this is your currant address. Who would say no?

Most people if it isn't a current address.

 

[shibumiseeker]

So leaving a sperm sample is OK then.....

You boys really know how to party.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

I always wonder why cops ask if this is your currant address. Who would say no?

If you receive a ticket and it is sent to a different address your license will be suspended because you failed to respond to said ticket. /Denny

 

[Hoosierdood]

If you receive a ticket and it is sent to a different address your license will be suspended because you failed to respond to said ticket. /Denny

This actually happened to me once.

 

[amboy49]

Checking the temperature. You can get a good estimate of speed based on tail light temperature due to simple physics. Legal speeds produce a pleasant warmth. Illegal speeds produce uncomfortable warmth. Extremely illegal speeds cause a cooling effect due to the vortex behind the vehicle, much like blowing on a spoon of hot soup.

Do you even science, bro?

Please tell me this is meant to be purple. Making this statement as something factual would have us believe law enforcement officers have calibrated digits. Kinda of like saying “I know you were speeding. I didn’t have you on radar but could tell visually you were exceeding the speed limit.”

 

[bwframe]

science, bro...

 

[Cameramonkey]

INGO never fails to disappoint.

 

[Doug]

Please tell me this is meant to be purple. Making this statement as something factual would have us believe law enforcement officers have calibrated digits. Kinda of like saying “I know you were speeding. I didn’t have you on radar but could tell visually you were exceeding the speed limit.”

"I didn't have you on radar, but the vacuum behind your car sucked my hat out the window."

 

[Hatin Since 87]

Ok. So in this thread I’ve learned so far if I’m gonna speed drive backwards to keep tail lights cool, make sure my address is up to date on my license, cops touch my car to leave their fingerprint, and don’t let houghmade near my car.

 

[Sigblitz]

Ok. So in this thread I’ve learned so far if I’m gonna speed drive backwards to keep tail lights cool, make sure my address is up to date on my license, cops touch my car to leave their fingerprint, and don’t let houghmade near my car.

And carry wipes to wipe off offending smudges.

 

[Expat]

Sounds like after the officer passes the trunk, you should go ahead and pop it open from the inside of your vehicle. Could lead to some hijinks.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Or gunfire...