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  • Chaz

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    Do you think the lady cop will get a haircut?
    Hope not. I like long hair. :) (It's why I have it)

    What would be the best tactics to fight a naked guy?
    Two:
    Use your night stick and turn him into a Dum Dum
    Or
    Just tazer the POS. Little else will make sense to him.

    just my :twocents:
     

    TruxLupus

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    Why is it any different than if he was clothed? I was a CO for awhile. Did our best to avoid entanglements but sometimes it is impossible. Had a few encounters with resistant inmates, clothed and unclothed. Just part of the job.
     

    Que

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    Message to lady officer - If you are ever in a fight with a naked man, just follow these directions to achieve complete cooperation:

    1. Grab testicle(s);
    2. Pull downward with one fast motion; and
    3. Disregard screaming.
     

    Scutter01

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    Message to lady officer - If you are ever in a fight with a naked man, just follow these directions to achieve complete cooperation:

    1. Grab testicle(s);
    2. Pull downward with one fast motion; and
    3. Disregard screaming.

    Ah, yes. The old "Monkey Steals the Peach" maneuver.

    monkey_steals_peach.jpg


    :):
     

    Chaz

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    On that note, Que, I had an idea (scarey thought, I know! :rolleyes:):
    One hand cuff around his junk (I think they get that small :D) the other to his left wrist behind him. Then with another set of cuffs, do the other wrist the same way.
    Situation contained. "Sitting" may render a whole new set of issues tho. (oooooouuuuch!!!)
     

    bwframe

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    As humorous as all the junk grabbing is, I'm really curious about the OP. Is long hair really a detriment in a fight? As in the vid, is not the pony tail a handle to control the head?
     

    Sylvain

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    lol at that ninja maneuver! :D
    I dont think you can "rip away the genitals" like it says, no matter how hard you pull, especially if the guy is wearing pants like on the picture.
    Yes it would hurt but you're not gonna die from massive blood loss.
     

    Glock21

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    My answer to the original question is "So Henk Iverson doesn't grab it after he kicks me in the crotch."
     

    Coach

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    As humorous as all the junk grabbing is, I'm really curious about the OP. Is long hair really a detriment in a fight? As in the vid, is not the pony tail a handle to control the head?

    Yes it is. You know why pony tails were first worn in China. So the non submissive subjects could be grabbed by it with one hand and beheaded with the other from horseback. I believe they were mandated by Mongol rulers.

    My mom told me this so it might be an old wives tales. She was already an old wife when she told me.
     

    churchmouse

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    Answer it obvious...Kick idiot naked guy in the junk until unconscious. Hand cuff and transport at leisure.
    Yes. long hair is easily grabbed and used to control you in a confrontation
     

    bluewraith

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    Nobody has mentioned the two glaring oddities in the video, aside from a naked man..

    Someone is spraying him with what looks to be yellow spray paint at the start. Uh... What??
    Also:
    "Hey can you hold my burger?"
     
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