Woman found with handgun in her vagina

[rbhargan]

The story is not nearly as funny as the comments. Be sure to put down any beverage you may be drinking before reading the comment section. Hilarious.
Woman Who Hid Gun In Vagina Gets 25 Years | The Smoking Gun

 

[CathyInBlue]

In a word: Ewwww.

 

[mainjet]

If I had a dime for every handgun I found in a vagina....

 

[Kingpin]

At least it wasn't a Smith and Wesson model 29.

 

[CathyInBlue]

At least it wasn't a Desert Eagle .50AE.

FTFY

 

[Sfrandolph]

So does she go bang bang when she farts?

 

[CathyInBlue]

Wrong orafice.

 

[gregkl]

O Man, I am laughing so hard, I'm crying! It took me a few minutes to get enough composure to tell my wife what I was crying/laughing about! Thanks OP, I really needed a good laugh.

There are some good comedians out there.

 

[other dave]

So does she go bang bang when she farts?

Don't you know women don't f*rt, women don't burp, therefore they must b*tch or they'll explode.

 

[UncleMike]

There's got to be a way to say what I want to say without getting an infraction.
Let's see.
Kinda give a new meaning to the term............
I wonder if she had to.........
I'll bet she didn't need to.........

Nope.
Can't be done........................

 

[Polished515]

If I had a dime for every handgun I found in a vagina....

You'd have a dime?

 

[Lebowski]

So, sort of a lethal internal chastity belt?

"Dis here is my paw and he says I can't have grown up relations till I be murried. So he put dis here pistol in muh so boys stay away"


But seriously. What the heck was she planning on doing with it. Meth-junkies aren't very bright.

"HEY HE STOLE MY METH!" (aghadhas ghrrrhrhrh splgithcha *bang bang bang*)

 

[public servant]

Knives, razor blades, hypodermic needles, crack pipes, cell phones, drugs, stolen merchandise, tobacco and yes, even a couple of sex toys have been found by females I know who have worked at the Processing Center. Never a gun though. That was found on a guy stuffed up under his junk.

 

[jfed85]

I wonder if she planned on taking Biden's advice and just "shooting through the wall"

 

[hoosierdoc]

Those comments really did not disappoint. Some of the jokes here are too easy, I mean it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[Birds Away]

Those comments really did not disappoint. Some of the jokes here are too easy, I mean it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Please don't forget to tip your bartender and servers.