Woman tried to burn down her ex-boyfriend's house... using bacon!

[pudly]

This is too good to leave off of INGO.

A Utah woman pleaded guilty to intoxication, "reckless burning" (is that a thing?), and attempted assault after an incident in March. She intentionally loaded a pan of bacon and left it on her ex's stove with the burner on high in an attempt to burn down his house. Her blood alcohol was at 0.346 and she texted him 15 times while the bacon was burning and smoke poured out the door.

Her name? Cameo Adawn Crispi.

Woman Tried to Burn Down Ex's House?With Bacon

 

[Birds Away]

Even the best things can be turned to evil purposes.

 

[NyleRN]

Life in prison for her!

 

[pudly]

Even the best things can be turned to evil purposes.

I know. I don't blame the bacon. It was an innocent victim in the whole sordid episode.

 

[churchmouse]

Even the best things can be turned to evil purposes.

If left in the hands of a vengeful drunken women.....Or an idiot drunken man.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

She must have been really ******-off to take it out on poor, defenseless, yummy bacon.

 

[Rhoadmar]

Ban assault pans. Think of the bacon.

 

[chef larry]

Wife said, what a waste of good bacon.

 

[Bluejeeper]

Ban assault pans. Think of the bacon.

It is worth it if it saves just one slice of bacon!

 

[451_Detonics]

The humanity of it all...

 

[JollyMon]

I do not like Crispi bacon

 

[Redtbird]

"Cameo Adawn Crispi"

I put that name there and now I can't remember what I was going to say about it.

Oh well...

 

[KLB]

.346 BAC? Damn. That is hard core drinking to be that high and still able to function.

 

[gungirl65]

She fails arson 101. One of the first lessons is to start a fire and then get the hell out of the house. What kind of dumb a** starts a fire and stays in the house? At least she has the intoxication excuse.

 

[wtburnette]

Put her away for her crimes against bacon!