Words of wisdom from the Ingo elders.

[LtScott14]

What? No inborn curiosity why things happen?
Close the door. You weren't born in a barn!
Can't see the TV. Move aside. Your Daddy wasn't a glass blower!

Add on: Can't never did anything
Don't write a check with your mouth,that your xxx can't cash
The road always has 2 sides.

 

[patience0830]

Add on: Can't never did anything
Don't write a check with your mouth,that your xxx can't cash
The road always has 2 sides.

Can't died in the poor house.

 

[gundawg]

Parachuting in, so if someone else already posted this list, my apologies.

Rules for Old Guys

1. Never pass up a chance to pee.

2. Never waste a woodie.

3. Never trust a fart.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

One of the old guys at work is a texican, married to a redhead. His kid said dad used to ask him "Are you a Mexi can or a Mexi can't? " kid said "Hell, I was just a little ginger kid..."

 

[Wolfhound]

Don’t mix laxatives and sleeping pills.

 

[DFacres]

 

[BigRed]

Get your face out of your ******* phone.

 

[patience0830]

Get your face out of your ******* phone.

How else am I to read the wisdom of BigRed?

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

Farts don't have lumps...

 

[Frosty]

Farts don't have lumps...

One man’s fart is another man shart…

 

[tomcat13]

 

[BigRed]

The left lane(s) is for passing

Make your pass and get the **** over.

 

[patience0830]

The left lane(s) is for passing

Make your pass and get the **** over.

Oh quitcherbitchin! I'll move when I'm done.

 

[Doug]

The left lane IS for passing except when it is an exit.