Words or Phrases that you Loathe

[FMJ]

The word " WHATEVER " along with an .


If I had a quarter....

YOU must have a teen or two!

My personal peeves are "$h!t ton" Exactly how big is a $h!t ton? Is it larger or smaller than a metric ton?

and "Big Huge". Is it big or is it huge, pick one and be done damnit!!!

 

[redryder]

"Ban"

 

[FMJ]

For that matter, WTH is a Hoosier lmao.

"Hoosier" = Farm boy

Google is yer friend...
Let google be your friend...
Just like the title says...
Need some advise...
Gun for sell...
Need to sale...
Can't fix stupid...
Game changer...

And anything with that stooopid rockwoot emoticon.

Those three grind my grist on the interwebz as well!

"It is what it is."
"Know what I'm saying?.... Man?..."
"Back in the day..."
"Phenomenal!"

This one drives me nuts as well...it is what it is...as oppossed to being what it isnt??

We. As in, "we need to... " and you know that we is meaning you. Irritates me to no end.

I had a boss that always said that. One particular day, I was irritable and she decided to pull the we crap.

Boss: we need to change out a slide on this certain machine.
Me: we?
Boss: yes, why?
Me: are you telling me your going to get off your fat ass, leave your air conditioned office, throw on a safety harness, climb on top of this greasy machine where it's at least 130 degrees, and help me change out a slide?
Boss: well no....
Me: THEN WHY THE **** ARE YOU SAYING WE?!?
Boss: ummm... (as I walked out)

Yeah, I had to apologize, but she never said we again.

GREATNESS!! so much better than "do you have a mouse in your pocket?"

Saying Li-berry instead of library. Or worse, li-berrian. AHHHHHHHHHHH! it's torture to here that ALL...DAY...LONG!

OI!!


Another thats drives to want to absolutely slap the snot out of idiots...

"It is but it isnt/aint" AAARRRRGH!!!!! I mean, like, (see what i did there?) how can something be and not be at the same time??

 

[starbreather]

Do you know why I pulled you over?

No, you where bored... Always ends with a ticket.

 

[reesez]

YOU must have a teen or two!

My personal peeves are "$h!t ton" Exactly how big is a $h!t ton? Is it larger or smaller than a metric ton?

$h!t-ton
A $h!t-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a ****-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Bad Usage:

That guy must weigh a $h!t-ton.

Not to be confused with ;

$h!tload
A term which defines a numerical value of 47. It is prime. Do not confuse the term with similar terms such as ****ton, assload, or baker's dozen. This is a $h!tload.

Dude! I just spilled a $h!tload of milk.

 

[FMJ]

$h!t-ton
A $h!t-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a ****-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Bad Usage:

That guy must weigh a $h!t-ton.

Not to be confused with ;

$h!tload
A term which defines a numerical value of 47. It is prime. Do not confuse the term with similar terms such as ****ton, assload, or baker's dozen. This is a $h!tload.

Dude! I just spilled a $h!tload of milk.

 

[reesez]

Now, that right there is funny - I don't care who you are!

I've always been one of those "reversable-jacket" types: IU basketball and Notre Dame football. I know in my heart of hearts that that is Biblical!

When I watched basketball it was IU and NC but I dont anymore. Since that fight with Ron Artest and the Pacers it just doesnt appeal to me anymore.

 

[Bunnykid68]

People that use where when they meant to use were

 

[possum_128]

Defence is actually the British spelling, so you have to look at context.

Unless the context is written by someone British, it's defense and yes I know it was spelled that way here in America in the early days, that's not correct today.

 

[Brandon]

I seriously hate when someone asks a question then while getting an answer says "I don't want to hear it."

 

[hornadylnl]

I seriously hate when someone asks a question then while getting an answer says "I don't want to hear it."

I hate it when people treat me like an idiot but they always seem to come to me for answers. Or when you give them they answers, they dismiss them. I just want to say hey, you called me.

 

[reesez]

When I was at Lincoln Tech( I know I know), one of my favorite instructors and I would go back and forth with smart ass rhetoric, mainly because we are both ADHD. One day he said $hitload and I, being the smart ass I am, asked him exactly how much is that? He said he thought it was 18 but he would google it. Sure enough there was the definition lol. 'Murica!

 

[nsheepdog]

consultative, panty, "fer" (for), "tuh" (to), "cuz" (because), when people try to sound extra smart by emphasizing the "t" in important, you know, "ex-peshally"

 

[gungirl65]

"I'm just curious". It's almost universally followed by a trolling comment.

I'm guilty of the just curious but not the trolling.

I just don't know of a nice way to say; "you are being an a*s and I would like to know why." I say it instead of saying "I know that no matter what I say this is going to p*ss you off but I need to know why you did this."

 

[Benny]

Google instead of search

Yeah, that used to bug me, but Google is THE search engine now, so when one searches for something using Google, I don't see the big deal is just saying "Google"...I still usually say "Google search" though.

 

[JetGirl]

YOLO

"Know what I'm sayin"

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QOya9-lwQk[/ame]

 

[Manatee]

Incentivize,
Conflate
Common Sense (as in Common Sense gun laws)
Nucular (for nuclear)
shot for shoot and shoot for shot

 

[Davegrave]

I'm sorry if it's been said earlier in the thread, I'm tired and don't want to read 6 pages of replies, but I do want to get this off my chest.

I hate when something (or someone) is described as something else (or someone else) on crack, acid, or steroids.

"Oh man, have you had that new Double Whammy Burger? It's like a burger on steroids!"

"Oh yeah, I've seen that car. It's looks like a Corvette on crack."

I'm also super sick of people saying allegedly witty things followed by "just sayin'".

 

[Boonl1776]

"just sayin' ........."

 

[JetGirl]

'just saying'

Just sayin

"just sayin'".

"just sayin' ........."

Yeah, I'm probably not ever gonna stop saying that one.
Just sayin'.