Dear Homeland Security,
I understand you being frightened of bridges along say Hwy 67 or Hwy 231. In case you need to "help" the SW part of the state, I would suggest the following:
Highway 41-this carries LOTS of truck traffic and the bridges appear to be up to the task.
Railroads-the railways in SW Indiana frequently carry trains up to 150 cars and weighing over 21,000 tons. They should support some bureaucrats and a few cases of MRE's (scratch that, we make MRE's down here).
But most obvious, try I-69. It opens from Crane (a good staging point) to Evansville November 19th and is of new construction. I am sorry if your Google Maps has not updated yet to include this.
