Yet Another Moral Dilemma

[Eddie]

You are riding in a tiny elevator with an elderly gentleman. The elevator becomes stuck between floors and you can't get out. Hours pass. There is just enough room to lie down side by side. You fall asleep. When you wake up you find that the old man has died in his sleep. You can hear the sounds of rescue workers. A voice outside tells you that they are working but it will be hours until you are saved. You now have to go #2 badly. There is no way that you can hold it until you are rescued. What do you do and why?

 

[jd4320t]

Remove something I'm wearing, do my business in it, wrap it up and put in the corner.

 

[x10]

have you considered going to a profesional and work through these "potty" issues, Remember just because you can communicate things on a forum doen't mean you always should

You dump in the corner and deal with it

 

[ATOMonkey]

I can always hold it. I have a sphincter of steel.

 

[ammoguy62]

Remove something I'm wearing, do my business in it, wrap it up and put in the corner.

Took the words right out of my mouth. I would hope that no one would consider using the old mans clothes for it.

 

[OneBadV8]

I can always hold it. I have a sphincter of steel.

Rep worthy (I'm out though)

 

[bigus_D]

This is why I ALWAYS carry (wear) a diaper. Always be prepaired, right?

 

[ATOMonkey]

Although I will say that there are not many things more satisfying than taking a giant dump when you feel like you're about to explode.

 

[caddywhompus]

Rummage through his pockets keeping anything of value, see if he wears the same shoe size, take his boots, and fold up the offending excrement in his shirt.

Or just poo in the corner and disguise it.

 

[ATOMonkey]

Crap in your pants, pretend like it didn't happen.

That's what my son does anyway.

Seems to work for him.

 

[caddywhompus]

 

[Comp]

Hope the rescue workers are below me crack open the door and fire away down the shaft.

 

[ihateiraq]

crap in his pants. then start yelling for the workers to hurry up bc this old guy crapped his pants and it smells awful.

 

[eldirector]

What kind of elevator are you in that you can't pry open the doors? I can open our office elevator by hand.

Open door, yell "look out below", and do my biz-ness. Might as well climb out, too.

 

[printcraft]

crap in his pants. then start yelling for the workers to hurry up bc this old guy crapped his pants and it smells awful.

That. /\

 

[rmabrey]

crap in his pants. then start yelling for the workers to hurry up bc this old guy crapped his pants and it smells awful.

 

[Joe Williams]

Remove the dead man's pants. Crap in them. Put them back on gingerly. Blame it on him when the rescuers arrive.

 

[ATF Consumer]

Remove the dead man's pants. Crap in them. Put them back on gingerly. Blame it on him when the rescuers arrive.

If he removes the dead guy's pants, chances are they are already full of crap. Those things just kinda slide out once someone dies.

 

[Woodsman]

I can't really believe you guys would desecrate an old man like that.

 

[ihateiraq]

I can't really believe you guys would desecrate an old man like that.

in my scenario i asked him before i did it, and he said he was cool with it.