Your favorite proverb

[ModernGunner]

"I deal with things the way they are, not the way I'd like them to be."

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Man who goes through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

 

[kiddchaos]

Pray to God, fine; but keep rowing to shore. –Russian proverb



Or for humor:

He who farts in church sits in his own pew.​

 

[patience0830]

There are two kinds of men. Those who masturbate, and those who lie.

 

[Riflemen14]

Real integrity is doing the job to your best ability, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.

Time is having its way with you

I could say communication is key, but you still have to know when to shut up'

80% of the work is done by 20% of the workers, the other 80% percent do 20% percent of the work, which group are you in?

 

[1861navy]

I don't have a favorite, but seeing as I love philosophy I'll share some of my favorites.

Learning consists of daily accumulating. The practice of the Tao consists of daily diminishing; decreasing and decreasing, until doing nothing. When nothing is done, nothing is left undone.

 

[1861navy]

The greatest perfection seems imperfect, and yet its use is inexhaustible. The greatest fullness seems empty, yet its use is endless.

Bad fortune is what good fortune leans on; good fortune is what bad fortune hides in. Who knows the ultimate end to this process? Is there norm of right? Yet what is normal soon becomes abnormal; people's confusion is indeed long standing.

 

[yote hunter]

You can't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and don't die...

 

[CampingJosh]

When you have a fear of snakes, a lot of things look like snakes.

 

[Bfish]

I don't have a favorite proverb I don't think, but I really like Proverbs 31... Gives lots of guidance as far as what to look for... Add in that she must loves guns and you've got the perfect woman!

 

[Shadow]

Knowledge is the key to every thing
If one does not ask - then one does not know
In truth then , he has no knowledge

 

[Bigtanker]

"Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

 

[Ruffnek]

A wise man once said that being fearless is the same thing as being stupid, but being brave doesn't mean you aren't afraid.

 

[cosermann]

A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it's just not worth it.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day.

 

[speedracer302]

This one is something my Dad always said when I was young:

Never stand up when you can set down. Never set down when you can lay down.

 

[Shadow8088]

Our greatest glory lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

 

[bradmedic04]

If tree fall in forest, how you get so ugly?

-unknown

 

[phylodog]

Don't **** where you eat

 

[Roadie]

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

“You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

“There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

and of course.. "TANSTAAFL"

 

[target64]

In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice.
Marquis de Sade