Zima's Back!

[femurphy77]

My only question is this Zima 1.0 or Zima 2.0?

1.0 was high octane and would mess you up QUICK. I learned the hard way. I havent had it since, (mid 90s) but I recall when they re-released it the last time it was no longer in the original range if 7abv, but was closer to to regular beer.

why are they re-releasing it? It failed the first AND second time. Do they expect something different?

probably will be marketing it for use in safe spaces.

Beat me to it! I was going to suggest that with the current crop of snowflakes and gender confused people walking around out there that this may actually be THE best marketing decision ever made!

 

[KellyinAvon]

Beer then liquor, get drunk quicker.
Liquor than beer, have no fear.
Zima then liquor, turn in your man card.
Liquor then Zima, turn in your man card.

 

[femurphy77]

Beer then liquor, get drunk quicker.
Liquor than beer, have no fear.
Zima then liquor, turn in your man card.
Liquor then Zima, turn in your man card.
Zima then Zima, turn in your man card.
Water then Zima, turn in your man card.
Any combination including Zima turn in your man card.
Repeat

FIFY

 

[indiucky]

Hell, I'll buy some, and reminisce with some Daniels as chaser.

Time to dust off those parachute pants Kut........

[video=youtube;kwb9-OlQimc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwb9-OlQimc[/video]


"Kut'll stumble for ya...Will stumble for ya.....Stumble for ya....Five Zima's and he'll stumble for YOU....""

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[indiucky]

 

[indiucky]

 

[hoosierdoc]

This affects me as much as hearing XXL condoms are back in stock

 

[femurphy77]

This affects me as much as hearing XXL condoms are back in stock

The GF is back in town, I haven't been buying as many!

 

[HubertGummer]

The GF is back in town, I haven't been buying as many!

 

[Trigger Time]

I told my wife Zima was back the other day and she asked what that was. I just shook my head and realized I'm old

 

[Kutnupe14]

I told my wife Zima was back the other day and she asked what that was. I just shook my head and realized I'm old

I was at a BBQ today, and someone made a reference that about JR Ewing and it being a dream. I instantly knew what the person was talking about, and almost everybody else (people with kids) looked soooo confused. I felt old.

 

[Snapdragon]

Hey, who snapped this picture of Jedi?

 

[Cldedhnds]

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[Trigger Time]

When my wife asked what Zima was I said it's a panty dropper. She said oh really? I just started mumbling and walked away. No action that night.

 

[Kutnupe14]

When my wife asked what Zima was I said it's a panty dropper. She said oh really? I just started mumbling and walked away. No action that night.

Lol, you're on the Christmas list now. I'll see if I can get you a case to gift her.

 

[williamsburg]

 

[KellyinAvon]

I was at a BBQ today, and someone made a reference that about JR Ewing and it being a dream. I instantly knew what the person was talking about, and almost everybody else (people with kids) looked soooo confused. I felt old.

JR was a lot nicer when he was an astronaut.

 

[actaeon277]

JR was a lot nicer when he was an astronaut.

I wonder why

 

[Trigger Time]

Lol, you're on the Christmas list now. I'll see if I can get you a case to gift her.

LOL