Zip ties.

[BiscuitsandGravy]

 

[Michigan Slim]

Wow. There's a lot more to zip ties than being a dating aid! Good video.

 

[Magyars]

Wow. There's a lot more to zip ties than being a dating aid! Good video.

The only way some people can get a date

 

[Mgderf]

Zip ties are like the commercials for Frank's Hot sauce.
"I use that **** on everything!"

 

[Pepi]

Me and my network in my working years.

 

[femurphy77]

Zip ties are like the commercials for Frank's Hot sauce.
"I use that **** on everything!"

They make a great, harmless practical joke; place one around the victims driveshaft and leave the tail long enough to hit the floorboard of the vehicle as it rotates.

 

[Hoosierdood]

They make a great, harmless practical joke; place one around the victims driveshaft and leave the tail long enough to hit the floorboard of the vehicle as it rotates.

You could also ziptie a harmonica to their frame so they hear a loud humming noise at high speeds.

 

[patience0830]

The only way some people can get a date

That and chloroform.

 

[Brandon]

They make a great, harmless practical joke; place one around the victims driveshaft and leave the tail long enough to hit the floorboard of the vehicle as it rotates.

Guilty of doing this. Just keep driving, can't help but to laugh for the ones yhat get out asap to cut them.

Pipe dope under the door handles is another classic at my place of employment

 

[dprimm]

You could also ziptie a harmonica to their frame so they hear a loud humming noise at high speeds.

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