Hayseed_40
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I responded! I called him a 'tard
Not sure what to grant but I wish the short bus has enough room for this thread...
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Not sure what to grant but I wish the short bus has enough room for this thread...
Granted, but now you pick your nose while licking the windows......and everyone else is screaming "Derrrrr"
I wish I didn't stay up this late to comment on this thread
Granted, but now you pick your nose while licking the windows......and everyone else is screaming "Derrrrr"
I wish I didn't stay up this late to comment on this thread
Granted! Your Bed time and wake up time are now the same time for the rest of your life! You wake up at 7:00 am and back to bed right before 7:01 am!
I wish I had a big screen TV in my bath room!
Granted! But since you're old now, your aim isn't what it used to be. To not go into details, you miss the toilet, hit your new big screen tv, short it out, while giving yourself a mild shock.
I wish I didn't have the image of HandK peeing now...
Hayseed_40
Expert
Granted. But that deleted half the pictures on your hard drive leaving just pics of midget porn and Menudo mp3 downloads. Since you lost those pictures you have to close your website titled "HandK's Handiwork".
I wish I could touch my eyebrow with my tongue
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Hayseed_40
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Granted. Now he is going back to writing children's books about the adventures of Handk and his buddy Chester. First book is titled "Down at the Park".
I wish I could make my mind up on optics...
Granted. You choose nikkon but when you receive it, the lense is cracked with no warranty
Oh I wish, I wish I were a fish......this oughtta be good
Granted, but now she's in your house, with her friends, and critters.
I wish the Colts win out and take the division. (I see the answer to this one coming a mile away...)
I
Granted. Now she's holding you hostage telling you everything she's ever done.
I wish I could predict the future
Granted. Now she's holding you hostage telling you everything she's ever done.
I wish I could predict the future
Granted, but the only thing you are allowed to predict is the day of your own death.
(Krull reference)
I wish it were Friday night again.
Granted but Saturday morning when you wake up you become the guy in your Avatar living in the basement of your Mom's house!
I wish I won the Lotto!
Granted but everyone else won and you get 26 cents before taxes.
I wish I had bacon
Granted! you get one slice of Bacon to last you the rest of your life!!
I wish I had never seen Printcrafts Avatar!!
Granted, you are now blind yet still have someone describe it in detail to you
I wish nascar would cease to exist
Hayseed_40
Expert
Granted but now you taste it.
Granted. Trailer parks also cease and they all move into your neighborhood.
I wish nascar had an obstacle course.
Granted, but you are the obstacle......and you know most aren't very good at turning right
I wish people would quit b*tching about helmet hits in football
Hayseed_40
Expert
Granted. Now they are working on getting butt grabbing prohibitted.
I wish Yamaha would quit killing this thread with his posts.
