Neighbor spying on me??

[mlzoiss]

strategically placed ir flashlight aimed at his camera will yield nothing but white screen

Yes, I vote this for the best option.

I suppose talking to him would be good, but a board in the window with a hole is pretty creepy! Seems like a major invasion of privacy. Don't know if I'd feel comfortable going over there.

 

[ATOMonkey]

If you want to be private it's your responsibility, not your neighbors'.

It works the other way too. If you don't want to see me dancing nekkid in my living room, don't look through my window.

 

[BE Mike]

When we don't know what a situation is, we often dream up bad images. My advice is to go over to his house. Ring the doorbell. Introduce yourself and welcome him to the neighborhood. Now just how hard was that?

 

[TheDude]

Really Grandpa? People used to do that? Tell us another story!

Sorry, but killing a hooker seems like the best advice so far.

Its bedtime for me sonny, you kids have a good time.

 

[newdumdum9825]

all these posts have cracked me up

 

[mschlatter]

Go over and ask him if he is happy with that model of camera. Your thinking of buying one for yourself. You'll get a reaction

 

[CathyInBlue]

If you have a lady friend who doesn't mind the theatrical, have her come over dressed in the gaudiest hooker outfit she can muster. Have her park a block away like she walked all the way there. While backlit against the front window shades, pantomime an argument and bludgeoning murder. Bonus points for some ketchup squirted on the shades.

Then, wrap her up in black trash bags (with air holes, of course), carry her out to your car, put her in the back seat, and just drive her back to her car. She goes on her merry way, taking the trash bags to dispose of, and you go out for dinner.

When you get back, look all squirrelly when you get out of the car and walk to the house.

Next day, great Mr. Surveillance Camera warmly like nothin's nothin'.

 

[newdumdum9825]

If you have a lady friend who doesn't mind the theatrical, have her come over dressed in the gaudiest hooker outfit she can muster. Have her park a block away like she walked all the way there. While backlit against the front window shades, pantomime an argument and bludgeoning murder. Bonus points for some ketchup squirted on the shades.

Then, wrap her up in black trash bags (with air holes, of course), carry her out to your car, put her in the back seat, and just drive her back to her car. She goes on her merry way, taking the trash bags to dispose of, and you go out for dinner.

When you get back, look all squirrelly when you get out of the car and walk to the house.

Next day, great Mr. Surveillance Camera warmly like nothin's nothin'.

BEST RESPONSE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

That is so well thought out that it's terrifying. Except of course for the fact that Mr Neighbor would probably be making a call as soon as he witnessed this. But repercussions aside it sounds like fun.

 

[CathyInBlue]

BEST RESPONSE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh honey. You ain't been here long enough to get the lay of the land, but thank you all the same.

That is so well thought out that it's terrifying.

It was actually completely off the cuff.

 

[RedneckReject]

I want to do this now just for fun!!!

 

[Sylvain]

Good plan!

Dont forget to go buy a shovel the day before and start to dig a large hole in front of your home.

 

[gungirl65]

If you have a lady friend who doesn't mind the theatrical, have her come over dressed in the gaudiest hooker outfit she can muster. Have her park a block away like she walked all the way there. While backlit against the front window shades, pantomime an argument and bludgeoning murder. Bonus points for some ketchup squirted on the shades.

Then, wrap her up in black trash bags (with air holes, of course), carry her out to your car, put her in the back seat, and just drive her back to her car. She goes on her merry way, taking the trash bags to dispose of, and you go out for dinner.

When you get back, look all squirrelly when you get out of the car and walk to the house.

Next day, great Mr. Surveillance Camera warmly like nothin's nothin'.

This could be so much fun. Putting on a show sounds like an excellent idea. I like the hole in the yard idea too. Just make sure the nibby neighbor won't shoot you trying to protect the lady. On the other hand creepy Joe may come over and want to play if he sees all that.

 

[CathyInBlue]

Oh! More details came to me after everyone else weighed in.

Before you bring her out, make a show of going into the garage, picking out a shovel, and tossing it in the trunk. When you return, take the shovel out, and like you're just exhausted, just lean it up against the house next to the front door.

Maybe have her feet hanging out of the trash bags, one stiletto dangling from a toe. At the right moment, signal her to let it drop on the drive way. Then, when you're backing out, make a show of realizing the shoe is out there, stop the car, get out, and make sure you're well spotlighted by the headlights when you bend down, pick it up, and return to the car.

 

[Sylvain]

Get a friend to help you carry a rolled carpet into the hole.

Make sure you drop a fake plastic hand in the middle of the street as you do that.

 

[RedneckReject]

Don't forget to find a mud puddle so you can smear dirt all over you as well. Oh I am getting way too into this

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I dunno Cathey...you seem to have this all worked out, maybe just a little too well.

 

[CathyInBlue]

I dunno Cathey...you seem to have this all worked out, maybe just a little too well.

Being evil has its perks. This kind of creativity just comes so easily.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Reading this thread makes me wonder if there are listening devices in my office, seems like I have talked about this stuff before

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Being evil has its perks. This kind of creativity just comes so easily.