BehindBlueI's
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- Oct 3, 2012
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1) Anything not nailed down is mine.
2) Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
A successful raiding party is made up of:
80% cannon fodder. They will have names like "soldier #4" or "injured archer".
10% seasoned henchmen. They will have actual names, but probably only one. "Mr. Smith" or "Bob", but never Bob Smith. You may have to kill one to show your disappointment if the raid falters early on, you know, as a motivational technique.
5% irregulars. You know, the odd ninja, cyborg, mutant, or mutant ninja cyborg squad that will do most of the heavy lifting while the cannon fodder gets mowed down. They will have full names, and may make regular appearances in future raids.
The remaining 5% will be made up of trusted lieutenants, a stooge, and a femme fatale who's secretly in love with the target of the raid. They are immortal and will always make it to the next raid.
2) Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
A successful raiding party is made up of:
80% cannon fodder. They will have names like "soldier #4" or "injured archer".
10% seasoned henchmen. They will have actual names, but probably only one. "Mr. Smith" or "Bob", but never Bob Smith. You may have to kill one to show your disappointment if the raid falters early on, you know, as a motivational technique.
5% irregulars. You know, the odd ninja, cyborg, mutant, or mutant ninja cyborg squad that will do most of the heavy lifting while the cannon fodder gets mowed down. They will have full names, and may make regular appearances in future raids.
The remaining 5% will be made up of trusted lieutenants, a stooge, and a femme fatale who's secretly in love with the target of the raid. They are immortal and will always make it to the next raid.