Many of You Should Have Your LTCH Revoked for Life

[femurphy77]

INGO should have a tone alert and statewide paging system for threads like this so we can ALL get in on the fun.

What a douche nozzle!

 

[halfmileharry]

Never trust a fart
Never pass a bathroom w/o going pee
Never uh...oh...something about losing something...um. Mind?

 

[KellyinAvon]

INGO should have a tone alert and statewide paging system for threads like this so we can ALL get in on the fun.

What a douche nozzle!

3-5 minute steady and wavering tones have been taken. Maybe a flashing light and the sound of a British Police car.

 

[jamil]

I’m thinking something like the Star Trek red alert.

 

[Dead Duck]

I’m thinking something like the Star Trek red alert.

Oh Ya!
Original or TNG?

 

[jamil]

Oh Ya!
Original or TNG?

Original, of course.

 

[Spear Dane]

I TOLD you all not to feed the troll. Now he's banned and out $20. This is all you alls fault. We could have played with him for another 10 pages easy.

 

[AngryRooster]

This thread has rounded into form nicely.

I see it as straight as an arrow. Started out as a thread...is still on topic.

 

[OakRiver]

I TOLD you all not to feed the troll. Now he's banned and out $20. This is all you alls fault. We could have played with him for another 10 pages easy.

I hope he got his money's worth

 

[Ggreen]

There was a guy in basic training who had an ad, during nightly details in the old grey Jersey shorts in the air force of olden days. The next week it happened again and I believe the second would count as an ND, I mean he knew better. Left a slimey trail of glocklets down his legs and all the way to the latrine both times.

 

[actaeon277]

Well, I can see where someone would have the point, that AD/ND makes "us" look bad.

But, then.. does a fender bender make ALL drivers look bad.
No. It doesn't. And if you say that, then people would look at you funny.

So, why are we allowing "us" to look bad? When people say that silly stuff, ask them it anyone getting a ticket, or been in an accident (however small) should not be driving.

 

[bwframe]

[video=youtube;VG32i4TEiXI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG32i4TEiXI[/video]

 

[BugI02]

It's gotten to the point where I can only "Force Fart" in the privacy of my own bathroom......just to be safe.
I must say though the ones that were successful were most impressive. The rest, I'm afraid were juicy disappointments.

Five One One

 

[HoughMade]

I haven't read the entire​ Constitution for a while. Is there a ND exception to "shall not be infringed"?

 

[printcraft]

I haven't read the entire​ Constitution for a while. Is there a ND exception to "shall not be infringed"?

It’s the 3 line down right after magazine restrictions in the no assault weapons paragraph.

 

[Fargo]

I am far more scared of the serial muzzle sweepers than someone who once had a ND.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

It's gotten to the point where I can only "Force Fart" in the privacy of my own bathroom

Like all extreme sports, participating in Olympic Power Farting comes with certain risks.

 

[1775usmarine]

Here I sit broken hearted tried to but only farted.

 

[ATM]

I am far more scared of the serial muzzle sweepers than someone who once had a ND.

This.

NDs in a safe direction are just teachable moments, not threats to be defended against (or tragedies).

 

[Dead Duck]

Here I sit broken hearted tried to but only farted.

We call that "The Holy Moses".
Because all you accomplished is "Parting the Sea". Now if you're "Parting the RED Sea", then you've got other problems.