Always Carry Cash..............

[Hatin Since 87]

That is one of the funniest essays I have ever read. I was in tears.

Its a long read but funny as hell if you have a good imagination.

The Steakhouse Incident

Well worth the time it took to read.

 

[Ingomike]

That is one of the funniest essays I have ever read. I was in tears.

Its a long read but funny as hell if you have a good imagination.

The Steakhouse Incident

OMG!!!

 

[tomcat13]

Fess Up-Who Else immediately thought of White Castle while reading this thread?

 

[Ziggidy]

https://www.amazon.com/Compressed-Tablet-Camping-Bathroom-Outdoor/dp/B073XKSYLM

That's what I carry for emergencies. they are also in all my BOBs.

What are they? Butt plugs?

 

[Ziggidy]

I hope you left the cash on the floor as an appreciative tip for their impeccable bathroom.

 

[Bugzilla]

This morning I enjoyed coffee, water, an El Montery Breakfast burrito and a half a banana. Only a degen would eat a whole banana of course.
A little later I hopped into the F-150 for a trip to Rural King. About 5 mins. out I feel a rumbling in the tummy. Soon the cramps are coming faster as sweat breaks out on my forehead. When the contractions reach 30 seconds I know I'm not making it to RK without a pitstop.
Quickly I slid in to a shady gas station and made my way to a single dirty stall in the rear. As soon as I'm in place the heaven's open up and relief was almost instant.
Feeling better about my day I get ready to finish up and notice there is NO TOILET PAPER! Not even one square left in the corner, nothing!
A quick assessment of the situation reveals I have $14 in my wallet. A ten and 4 ones. So $4 later I'm on my way to RK. Try that with a credit card!
ALWAYS CARRY CASH

Didn’t that make your wallet smell afterwards?

 

[thunderchicken]

Fess Up-Who Else immediately thought of White Castle while reading this thread?

Taco Bell

 

[JCSR]

Didn’t that make your wallet smell afterwards?

No, I left a $4 tip.

 

[rhamersley]

This thread reminds me of the infamous Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bear Amazon review...

 

[Cameramonkey]

Then there is also the 55 gallon sex lube reviews. There are some hilarious ones in there.

Amazon.com: Customer reviews: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon

Find helpful customer reviews and review ratings for Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon at Amazon.com. Read honest and unbiased product reviews from our users.

www.amazon.com

 

[JCSR]

Grab your friends phone and search "sex torso" on Amazon. The follow up ads he'll get for weeks to come are priceless.