Always Carry Cash..............

[BigBoxaJunk]

https://www.amazon.com/Compressed-Tablet-Camping-Bathroom-Outdoor/dp/B073XKSYLM

That's what I carry for emergencies. they are also in all my BOBs.

I first got a few of those for backpacking trips, then I did like you and ordered a big box full. They're great.

 

[Colt556]

I had a friend tell me a story about when he was on an expensive hunting trip and sharted while out in the field. Luckily his shart was contained in his tightly whities and he was able to carefully remove the evidence and bury it. A while later one of the dogs came running up proudly to the group with a pair of soiled tightly whities to show off. My friend nervously laughed it off with the other hunters and was a bit nervous the rest of the hunt.

Another time one of the well known ex members of this very group thought he had to send me a text of his disaster at a Love’s Truck Stop. He had also sharted and left his boxers in the bathroom trash can!

I guess I’m just a poo magnet or something. I’d never tell…. lol

 

[mbkintner]

... Try that with a credit card!
ALWAYS CARRY CASH

I've watched people use a credit card to scrape frost and light ice off their windshield. Seems like a good scraping of your a** might of got you out of their with just a $1 of follow-up.

 

[LtScott14]

Made my long sleeve flannel shirt into a sleeveless model. Started carrying Dude Wipes after that. A roll of TP in a plastic freezer bag stays dry in the GHB. Gotta be prepped.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I find it easier to just carry a roll of toilet paper in all vehicles.

My truck has a roll and a small shovel. For reasons. But I'm not carrying them into a business.


Not after the looks I got last time...

 

[foszoe]

My truck has a roll and a small shovel. For reasons. But I'm not carrying them into a business.


Not after the looks I got last time...

A shrade?

Well no silly.

With a shovel and a roll you go around back in the cornfield! Not inside.

I also have a sun/wind break that you can throw up if needed.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

https://www.amazon.com/Compressed-Tablet-Camping-Bathroom-Outdoor/dp/B073XKSYLM

That's what I carry for emergencies. they are also in all my BOBs.

But you've got to soak them in water? And when you're sitting on your only (now severely contaminated) water source?

 

[foszoe]

But you've got to soak them in water? And when you're sitting on your only (now severely contaminated) water source?

I check for toilet paper BEFORE sitting down.

Lots of times in gas station one holers, the sink is RIGHT there!

Also urine is sterile enough in case you didn't know. Whatever is in it just came out of you!

Take 2. Then use clean water on 2nd round.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Reminds me of the steakhouse incident

That is one of the funniest essays I have ever read. I was in tears.

Its a long read but funny as hell if you have a good imagination.

The Steakhouse Incident

 

[armalitesheepdog]

Always carry a knife, you never know when you'll have to cut yourself free from a mess. I gave this advice to my son years ago due to lived experience. I also firmly believe a grown man should always carry a handkerchief. My wife insists this is some old man nonsense...until she needs to borrow it.

I think you and I may have had a similar experience....its traumatic to say the least.

 

[patience0830]

This morning I enjoyed coffee, water, an El Montery Breakfast burrito and a half a banana. Only a degen would eat a whole banana of course.
A little later I hopped into the F-150 for a trip to Rural King. About 5 mins. out I feel a rumbling in the tummy. Soon the cramps are coming faster as sweat breaks out on my forehead. When the contractions reach 30 seconds I know I'm not making it to RK without a pitstop.
Quickly I slid in to a shady gas station and made my way to a single dirty stall in the rear. As soon as I'm in place the heaven's open up and relief was almost instant.
Feeling better about my day I get ready to finish up and notice there is NO TOILET PAPER! Not even one square left in the corner, nothing!
A quick assessment of the situation reveals I have $14 in my wallet. A ten and 4 ones. So $4 later I'm on my way to RK. Try that with a credit card!
ALWAYS CARRY CASH

A ziplock full of baby wipes in a cargo pocket are more effective and cheaper. Don't leave home without them.

 

[55fairlane]

I must admit I plan my road trip around easy often access to a toilet, so I don't my self free from my tighty-whities.....he'll I plan my trips around the shop to how close to the men's room I am

 

[ruger1800]

lot of overthinking here, just pull your panties up and mash it in the mink, cleanup when you get home.

 

[Indyhd]

lot of overthinking here, just pull your panties up and mash it in the mink, cleanup when you get home.

Aaahhh, I don't think so Cletus. Not here west of West Virginia.

 

[BGDave]

You guys are killing me.
Butt I feel yer pain.

 

[JCSR]

Aaahhh, I don't think so Cletus. Not here west of West Virginia.

Sounds like somethin a street sh*tter would do.

 

[wagyu52]

Always carry a blue shop towel

 

[armalitesheepdog]

lot of overthinking here, just pull your panties up and mash it in the mink, cleanup when you get home.

 

[armalitesheepdog]

That is one of the funniest essays I have ever read. I was in tears.

Its a long read but funny as hell if you have a good imagination.

The Steakhouse Incident

I just read the whole thing. I was laughing so hard my wife who was watching TV turns and says ' What the F is wrong with you" now I'm laughing harder..That was funny as Haile.lol

 

[wingrider1800]

I just read the whole thing. I was laughing so hard my wife who was watching TV turns and says ' What the F is wrong with you" now I'm laughing harder..That was funny as Haile.lol