Amazon’s answer to delivery driver shortage: Pot smokers

[Hatin Since 87]

It makes occasional resurgences. It made a run through high school aged kids around Beech Grove resulting in some real shenanigans maybe 9-10 years ago.

Anything like the guy that **** all around his yard to mark his territory?

 

[BehindBlueI's]

If one of my children was struck by an Amazon truck when the driver was under the influence, I'd own Jeff Bezos and his company.

Good luck. Even ignoring Bezos has the economic power of a small nation, Amazon isn't running those Amazon trucks. They are contracted.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Anything like the guy that **** all around his yard to mark his territory?

No, that dude was just run of the mill mentally ill. The most memorable was the kid who stripped naked in a restaurant bathroom, ran up Emerson, broke a bunch of windows, illegally entered a garage, and then sat in an unlocked car squishing hand sanitizer all over himself.

 

[indyjohn]

I'm sure it's still a thing. I know it was still around in the early 80's. I'm too old for that ****.

Ah, Timothy Leary.

I didn’t know Rand Paul was “experienced”.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

No, that dude was just run of the mill mentally ill. The most memorable was the kid who stripped naked in a restaurant bathroom, ran up Emerson, broke a bunch of windows, illegally entered a garage, and then sat in an unlocked car squishing hand sanitizer all over himself.

Why do they always strip naked? Do you ever find a guy tripping balls squirting hand sanitizer on himself that ISNT naked?

 

[Hatin Since 87]

I thought Amazon was going to start using drones? Just stream it through their Xbox, and the stoners won’t even realize they’re working.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Why do they always strip naked? Do you ever find a guy tripping balls squirting hand sanitizer on himself that ISNT naked?

I think it's because the drugs raise their core temperature while also removing inhibition. There are two truisms about public nudity in the world of first responders:

1) It's very likely to be a fight
2) Male or female, it's very likely to be someone you'd pay good money to have put their clothes back on.

Additional fun fact, that guy had poo'd himself as he ran resulting in "racing stripes" down the backs of his legs.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

It makes occasional resurgences. It made a run through high school aged kids around Beech Grove resulting in some real shenanigans maybe 9-10 years ago.

Oh, shenanigans were a given if acid was involved.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

Additional fun fact, that guy had poo'd himself as he ran resulting in "racing stripes" down the backs of his legs.

Is there a unwritten rule about who has to take him down when something like that happens? Did everyone turn to the rookie with that “what are you waiting for” look?


Sometimes I think it’d be fun to be LEO. Then I see news stories, read the hate, and hear stories like this and realize watching cops should cover my fantasies.

 

[fullmetaljesus]

I think it's because the drugs raise their core temperature while also removing inhibition. There are two truisms about public nudity in the world of first responders:

1) It's very likely to be a fight
2) Male or female, it's very likely to be someone you'd pay good money to have put their clothes back on.

Additional fun fact, that guy had poo'd himself as he ran resulting in "racing stripes" down the backs of his legs.

I mean who hasnt ended up naked while drunk?

 

[KellyinAvon]

No, that dude was just run of the mill mentally ill. The most memorable was the kid who stripped naked in a restaurant bathroom, ran up Emerson, broke a bunch of windows, illegally entered a garage, and then sat in an unlocked car squishing hand sanitizer all over himself.

From the place that gave us the Walmart shampoo aisle brawl And the escaped python.

 

[Jaybird1980]

Oh, shenanigans were a given if acid was involved.

Way better chance that it's Adderall these days, at least around here

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I mean who hasnt ended up naked while drunk?

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

Additional fun fact, that guy had poo'd himself as he ran resulting in "racing stripes" down the backs of his legs.

It was crap like this that finally convinced a friend to quit driving the paddy wagon for the MCSD and go into private sector security, lol

 

[Hatin Since 87]

From the place that gave us the Walmart shampoo aisle brawl And the escaped python.

Escaped python? I must’ve missed that one.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

I mean who hasnt ended up naked while drunk?

In the back of your neighbors car?




Wait. Don’t answer that.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Escaped python? I must’ve missed that one.

The Beech Grove Python. Somebody’s python got loose, and it was all in the news a while back. A few years ago. Somebody even set up a Twitter account for the python. I think they found it under the storage shed behind the owners house.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

The Beech Grove Python. Somebody’s python got loose, and it was all in the news a while back. A few years ago. Somebody even set up a Twitter account for the python. I think they found it under the storage shed behind the owners house.

“Dang. Right where I left it”



I had a couple snakes get loose once. I didn’t call fox 59 over it tho.

 

[fullmetaljesus]

In the back of your neighbors car?




Wait. Don’t answer that.

Well yea...back in my day that's how you let a divorced rich lady know you were interested.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

Well yea...back in my day that's how you let a divorced rich lady know you were interested.

You didn’t happen to **** yourself running from the cops one night did you?