American Guns on tv

[buford t justice]

A few years ago a show this cheesy would never have been aired,but with so many channels to fill they just keep filling them with turds like these.
I told one of our machinists at work if he wanted a good laugh to watch this show.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Why does everyone in Golden, CO have fake breasts? Why don't I live in Golden?!

 

[Stschil]

Why does everyone in Golden, CO have fake breasts? Why don't I live in Golden?!

You can get fake boobies in Indiana too, ya know!

But are you sure you want to do that to yourself?

 

[hoosierdoc]

You can get fake boobies in Indiana too, ya know!

But are you sure you want to do that to yourself?

It would look REALLY odd if I got fake boobs and didn't spend the cash for laser hair removal too.

 

[hbarnett1]

the moms weird shaped fake boobs and the daughters giraffe neck ruined the show for me!

I know what you mean.The daughter is a cross between a giraffe,and Paris Hilton.The mom is a cross between Snagglepuss,and a stripper.

 

[Stschil]

It would look REALLY odd if I got fake boobs and didn't spend the cash for laser hair removal too.

You could always go the 'old way' and stuff. Here's an idea, you could load up a cross your heart with your 72 hr kit. Call it your Bug Out Bra.

 

[SAMSON]

I think if they made a show that was acceptable to us gun folk in every respect it wouldn't be very interesting to the regular viewing audience. We see things from a completely different angle than those folks.

 

[IndyRon]

I think if they made a show that was acceptable to us gun folk in every respect it wouldn't be very interesting to the regular viewing audience. We see things from a completely different angle than those folks.

Agreed, to meet approval here, it would have to be a single guy who hasn't shaved or put on deodorant for 10+ years, lives alone with a cat and dog in a semi-dilapidated house out in the country, has animal heads on mounts all over the house, wears flannel and has a plaid sofa from the 70's. He'd have a 120 gun safe with 100+ Pmags loaded and enough Tannerite to blow a crater the size of Lucas Oil stadium.

Basically, no boobs, no drama, no women wearing daisy dukes, and definitely no helicopters or pink guns...

 

[jdg0724]

I actually enjoy the show quite a bit. I agree with some of the others: Im sure they dont have the time to show us the whole process that they go through to create these weapons. Ive only watched it once, but I found it interesting.

 

[hoosierdoc]

I agree. Still enjoyable. I like seeing successful people operate and seeing the awesome ranches.

The son plays up his "I don't like my sister" part too much. Be a man and act like a business owner if he wants to be.

 

[Noble Sniper]

Pretty entertaining show overall.............. has some nice toys

 

[Wesley Willis]

The guy is a good negotiator though. Drops 10-ounce silver bar to get a guy to lower price $5000.

You honestly thought that was real?

 

[Wesley Willis]

I think it is more like, i will throw in some silver, a knife, and a producer will kick in the rest so they can make the show.

I think it's more like, producer hires crappy actors, pulls cash out of the production companies line of credit, buys one silver bar, films crappy "skit" about a made up, totally fake gun deal, pays actors, pays helicopter rental fee, turns silver bar back into cash, puts the remaining cash back towards the line of credit, edits and airs his "reality show. "

 

[Wesley Willis]

I'm surprised I made it thru that one episode I watched. Definitely not watching it again.

 

[mikerccie]

I'm starting to apply the rule I used to have for gun magazines (way back when I read magazines!) - if it has a 1911 or an AR15 on the cover I'm not watching it.

But there are some guys that would love nothing more than watching that scantily clad 17 year-old giraffe tear down 1911's all day long.

 

[hoosierdoc]

You honestly thought that was real?

Why do you assume it was fake?

 

[Panama]

I can't look at [STRIKE]this[/STRIKE] those, without doing this

 

[Drail]

Ever notice how NONE of his customers are from the town he is in? The owner comes off like a used car salesman and everyone else is from Kmart. His prices are ridiculous ( if he owns it it's worth $10,000 but if you own it it's only worth $200) and I will never ever believe that the guys in the basement are building SA revos and 1911s from chunks of bar stock. "..and if we're off by one ten thousandths of an inch the gun could blow up...." Oh, please.........

 

[hoosierdoc]

Now that there's a show, people are buying these things to get on TV so they pay the prices. Same thing with Red Jacket.

Funny how he says NO to the daughter's tatoo because it's permanent but those temporary breasts he bought are OK

 

[hbarnett1]

I can't look at [STRIKE]this[/STRIKE] those, without doing this

I see where the daughter got her giraffe neck,the mother has the same boobs,and the same neck.Did I say mother?I meant snaggletooth!!!!