"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[JettaKnight]

And yet, I still charge.
viva la rebellion

Only the closed fist of truth can stop you.

 

[actaeon277]

Only the closed fist of truth can stop you.

 

[actaeon277]

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-whose-husband-died-banished-sofa-found-love-brother-081433639.html
Woman whose husband died after she banished him to the sofa has found love again with his brother


2 months after her husband's death, she finds love with his brother?
Sounds fishy to me.

 

[actaeon277]

even better

 

[JettaKnight]

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-whose-husband-died-banished-sofa-found-love-brother-081433639.html
Woman whose husband died after she banished him to the sofa has found love again with his brother


2 months after her husband's death, she finds love with his brother?
Sounds fishy to me.

Tag line: Wear a tie, or lose your wife and die.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Well this is just ****ing stupid.

Prototype for the next big wave of security breaches.

 

[Cameramonkey]

And easier than just throwing down a virus laden USB drive hoping somebody checks to see whats on it.

 

[2A_Tom]

First in.

 

[historian]

I'm Number 2!!!!


Wait...

 

[indytechnerd]

haha, backfilling posts killed your "First". Now that's facepalm worthy.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

WUT: Ninth Circuit To Decide Whether A Monkey Has Copyright Claims To A Seflie | Daily Wire

 

[thej27]

CWB Chicago: Woman Who Tossed Her Newborn Baby From 8th Floor Gets Probation; State Drops All Murder Charges

 

[HoughMade]

CWB Chicago: Woman Who Tossed Her Newborn Baby From 8th Floor Gets Probation; State Drops All Murder Charges

I time traveled mentioned this in post #29.

 

[jamil]

WUT: Ninth Circuit To Decide Whether A Monkey Has Copyright Claims To A Seflie | Daily Wire

Well. This is what the 9th circuit does.

 

[HoughMade]

PETA, once again wasting everybody's time and taxpayer money over nonsense.

 

[Excalibur]

Scrolled passed an article where it said a "man" gave birth to twins...then you realize that the "man" is still biologically a woman, so really that shouldn't be news. Now if they did an Arnold and an actual biological male underwent a procedure that made him 100% female down to the goods, the insides and everything and then gets pregnant...then that's something to brag about.

 

[HoughMade]

Scrolled passed an article where it said a "man" gave birth to twins...then you realize that the "man" is still biologically a woman, so really that shouldn't be news. Now if they did an Arnold and an actual biological male underwent a procedure that made him 100% female down to the goods, the insides and everything and then gets pregnant...then that's something to brag about.

Everyone born a man is still, biologically, a man. Likewise, everyone born a woman is still, biologically, a woman. Every single one. Playing Mr. (or Ms.) Potato Head in the operating room does not change that.

 

[hopper68]

I'm sure the suspect did not know whose storage unit he was breaking into. If he did know he should get 2x the sentence.

https://www.duboiscountyfreepress.com/burglar-arrested-stealing-state-trooper/

 

[2A_Tom]

Everyone born a man is still, biologically, a man. Likewise, everyone born a woman is still, biologically, a woman. Every single one. Playing Mr. (or Ms.) Potato Head in the operating room does not change that.

That is hate speech.

 

[HoughMade]

That is hate speech.

Are we worshipping science or not?