Are you ready for Jane Bond?

[Kutnupe14]

That wasn't a feature movie before movie before Apocalypse Now, so it can't qualify as a remake.

And most of the movie Kutnupe list are pretty bad, as would Jane Bond be.

Anyone ever watch Never Say Never Again? No, because it was a horrible, awful James Bond movie done by Warner Bros. and not MGM. Just like that one, and the original Casino Royale*, you can pretend Jane Bod doesn't really exist.



* While the two James Bond movies share the same title, I would not dare call it a remake.

I guess it should be noted that the "first" James Bond, on film, was American.

 

[JTScribe]

Nick Fury (Avengers).... Samuel Jackson is the wrong color
Red (Shawshank).... Morgan Freeman is the wrong color
Goku (Dragonball movie).... actor is the wrong color
Ghengis Khan..... John Wayne is the wrong color
Eugene Simonet (Pay it Forward)..... Kevin Spacey is the wrong color
Othello.... Olivier is the wrong color
Magnificent 7.... Remake of 7 Samurai
Akira.... actor cast in role is the wrong color
Yojimbo..... remake of Fist Full of Dollars
Ran..... Remake of King Lear
Lone Ranger..... Depp, not an Indian
The Wiz (awesome btw) .... remake of Wizard of Oz
Equalizer..... Washington is the wrong color
Last Temptation of Christ?... Willem Dafoe a fair skinned, blue eyed, wavy haired Jesus? C'mon

Who cares? If you don't like it, don't watch.... or start your own studio and make your own movies.

The Marvel movies are based mainly off of the Ultimate Marvel lines, in which Nick Fury is - wait for it - a black dude who looks EXACTLY like Samuel L. Jackson. So all the 'squees' from geekdom over his casting were out of sheer nerd joy.

And Denzel can do whatever the heck he wants.


BTW if they get rid of Daniel Craig I'm all for Idris Elba being the next Bond. Luther is awesome.

 

[Kutnupe14]

The Marvel movies are based mainly off of the Ultimate Marvel lines, in which Nick Fury is - wait for it - a black dude who looks EXACTLY like Samuel L. Jackson. So all the 'squees' from geekdom over his casting were out of sheer nerd joy.

And Denzel can do whatever the heck he wants.


BTW if they get rid of Daniel Craig I'm all for Idris Elba being the next Bond. Luther is awesome.

Luther is A-MAZING. I love that series. Elba is an great actor.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I heard the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are aliens instead of mutants. Mutants is right there in the name. I am so angry I could just...well, nothing actually. They are fictional characters with fictional backgrounds.

So, anyway, is Jane Bond going to be hot?

 

[JTScribe]

I heard the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are aliens instead of mutants. Mutants is right there in the name. I am so angry I could just...well, nothing actually. They are fictional characters with fictional backgrounds.

So, anyway, is Jane Bond going to be hot?

Nah, they're mutants. That movie was so bad my 8 year old has no desire to see it again. LOL.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Nah, they're mutants. That movie was so bad my 8 year old has no desire to see it again. LOL.

Is April hot?

 

[JTScribe]

No complaints here.

 

[jsx1043]

Is April hot?

Megan Fox, so, yeah...

 

[BehindBlueI's]

No complaints here.

Megan Fox, so, yeah...

There we go, focusing on what really matters in a movie!

 

[ashby koss]

If she's minority and gay then they can cover all the politically correct bases.

As long as they keep the drinking, womanizing sex drive savvy.. they are at least on the right track. If your gonna crush the hero and **** off half the people its far easier to go full tilt and **** everyone off.

 

[indiucky]

Nuke the Gay Unborn Whales for Jesus!!

My Sunday School Class theme was supposed to be a surprise this week...I guess I will have to come up with something else...

Purple.....Besides I wouldn't want to steal GFGT's sermon....

 

[actaeon277]

Who cares? If you don't like it, don't watch.... or start your own studio and make your own movies.

If we don't like it, we won't, that's why we're in this discussion.

 

[Roadie]

On a slight tangent.. Marvel has already replaced Steve Rogers as Captain American with a black character, ie Falcon. Rumor has it this could happen in the movies eventually as well.

 

[lovemachine]

Nevermind.

 

[9mmfan]

If female Bond is hot, I'll watch it.

 

[JettaKnight]

If female Bond is hot, I'll watch it.

Sexist.


Ironically, that's why my wife watches the current set of movies.

 

[longbow]

Only took four years to be accepted from the focus group meetings. Did you know they are working on a new Animal House with all women college students!

 

[WebSnyper]

Comic books did the same stuff, regendering established characters rather than creating new.

They think they will benefit fr name recognition but don't understand that this can kill a franchise.

The Ghostbusters remake was garbage. Not because the characters were changed to female but because the movie was just not well done.

 

[Thor]

SJW hacks don't make up for a bad plot and crappy acting/directing.

 

[PistolBob]

If they do this, it'll just be another movie on the pile of "Movies I'll Never See". That stack is getting so high I can't see the top anymore.