Beautiful Women Packing Heat...

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I think she looks like a meerkat...

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Maybe...but I've never seen her nude, between waxings.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

sigh.
Surely the wife would understand?

 

[actaeon277]

sigh.
Surely the wife would understand?

In this circumstance, it'd probably be ok. Cause at this point you'd probably be dead..... the monkeys coming out of your butt and everything.


The scenes are from Bandidas.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

In this circumstance, it'd probably be ok. Cause at this point you'd probably be dead..... the monkeys coming out of your butt and everything.


The scenes are from Bandidas.

Sigh. Bring on the monkeys.

 

[actaeon277]

It was a silly movie.
I tried to hate it, but couldn't.

Even looked like the actors had fun.

 

[churchmouse]

The antecedent noun of course.

He said antecedent............Stop it.

 

[indiucky]

"Dear Penthouse Forum,

I was riding the range the other day and stopped off at what I thought was an abandoned barn to get out of the weather...As I walked in I saw a young lady piggyback riding on another young lady...

"Hola" said I..."

 

[churchmouse]

Laughing to hard to post.....

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

"Dear Penthouse Forum,

I was riding the range the other day and stopped off at what I thought was an abandoned barn to get out of the weather...As I walked in I saw a young lady piggyback riding on another young lady...

"Hola" said I..."

TAG!

"...so there I was, soaking wet and shivering in a barn with two free-thinking cowgirls who apparently had stopped in to the barn for other reasons. So naturally, being a true Southern Gentleman I asked, 'you ladies need a hand'?"

 

[indiucky]

TAG!

"...so there I was, soaking wet and shivering in a barn with two free-thinking cowgirls who apparently had stopped in to the barn for other reasons. So naturally, being a true Southern Gentleman I asked, 'you ladies need a hand'?"

"Si Senor, This mare is a little frisky but too young for the spur...Perhaps you can help me tame her? I took off my Stetson and wiped the sweat now pouring off my brow..."But Senor...Moments ago you were muy frijo and now you seem to be sweating profusely...."Yes ma'am...I got a fever it seems....She placed her hand over my brow and said "Si....Perhaps we should get these wet clothes off of you....."

Cue Music....
[video=youtube;8MRfvI8Mwv4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MRfvI8Mwv4[/video]

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

"Why that would be quite neighborly of you miss. As for the tamin' I just happen to have this rope and whip in my car for just such emergencies. You can never tell when you'll need a rope and whip, so I added them to the emergency kit in my trunk...along with a few other emergency items."

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

"...you just keep that choke hold on her and I'll be right back..."

 

[Birds Away]

Ah, you ruined it by mentioning the car.

 

[indiucky]

Ah, you ruined it by mentioning the car.

He meant saddle bags....

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

He meant saddle bags....

...much better - saddle bags.

"wait a minute chu - whatchu gonna do widdat rope and wheeep?"

"I tink you geeeve mee dat rope and wheeep."

 

[jamil]

He meant saddle bags....

JJ, please edit appropriately. Please stay in character in the future.

Quiet on the set! Action!

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

"lemme see...how high is dat rafter up-dare..."

"I learned some tings dat you can do weeth a rope..."

 

[jamil]

Can you roll the r's a little more?

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

"Chu tro-me down on da-groun ageen and I cho u what can do weeth a rdrdrdrdrope"

 

[indiucky]

Can you roll the r's a little more?

LOL....I am blessed to be married to a beautiful Argentine Senora and I am going to try to get my nerve up to show her this thread....


"But Honey...Your always telling me I need to be respectful of your culture and such...I am just trying to celebrate a little diversity with my Hillbilly Homies here on the world wide web...THIS is part of OUR culture so can YOU please show a little respect our way???"