Bedford Police Find Man Tied To Tree

[jamil]

Wonder what his tweet would read shortly he was after found...

"just because you know how to tie a knot, doesn't mean you should. #bound"

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Saw a license plate in Kentucky one time - not kidding - that said...

...and I quote...

"KY Gurl".


I Almost wrecked.

Oh, I am so doomed. I am but a nail; the banhammer shall have its way with me...

That's the Toronto Blue Jays logo on that plate, and presumably she's the mom of one of the players.

 

[jamil]

Saw a license plate in Kentucky one time - not kidding - that said...

...and I quote...

"KY Gurl".


I Almost wrecked.

Oh, I am so doomed. I am but a nail; the banhammer shall have its way with me...

That's the Toronto Blue Jays logo on that plate, and presumably she's the mom of one of the players.

Are they really that innocent and happened to make an unfortunate choice, or did they do it intentionally just to **** with us?

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

Oh, I am so doomed. I am but a nail; the banhammer shall have its way with me...

That's the Toronto Blue Jays logo on that plate, and presumably she's the mom of one of the players.

I gotta quit reading this thread - that's twice i gotta clean coffee off the monitor.

By the way, did you wave to Mrs. BJ?

 

[churchmouse]

I gotta quit reading this thread - that's twice i gotta clean coffee off the monitor.

By the way, did you wave to Mrs. BJ?

Try as I may nothing I am thinking can be posted or I will have a 48 hr. vacation.......carry on.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

That one (actually several versions from different angles) is all over this internet thing that seems to be all about bad things. Keep your kids away from it, it can't be good for them.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

Try as I may nothing I am thinking can be posted or I will have a 48 hr. vacation.......carry on.

Perhaps we could introduce "BJ Mom" to "KY Gurl"?

wonder how that introduction would go.......?

 

[jamil]

Perhaps we could introduce "BJ Mom" to "KY Gurl"?

wonder how that introduction would go.......?

I almost. Well I. Um. No. I'm speechless.

 

[T.Lex]

I wonder if the argument ended, "I dare you to tie my ash up!"

---------------

There was a young man from Beford
Who didn't know what a bed's for
He had a pleasing idea
To find pleasure with a tree-ya
Thanks to the Emerald Ash Borer

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Why did the hobo cross the railroad tracks?
To check on the guy who tied himself to the tree.

 

[jamil]

I wonder if the argument ended, "I dare you to tie my ash up!"

---------------

There was a young man from Beford
Who didn't know what a bed's for
He had a pleasing idea
To find pleasure with a tree-ya
Thanks to the Emerald Ash Borer

-----------------------------

Why did the hobo cross the railroad tracks?
To check on the guy who tied himself to the tree.

Rep mag's empty.

 

[jamil]

I wonder if the argument ended, "I dare you to tie my ash up!"

---------------

There was a young man from Beford
Who didn't know what a bed's for
He had a pleasing idea
To find pleasure with a tree-ya
Thanks to the Emerald Ash Borer

-----------------------------

Why did the hobo cross the railroad tracks?
To check on the guy who tied himself to the tree.

Or to "borrow" his shoes.

 

[indiucky]

I gotta quit reading this thread - that's twice i gotta clean coffee off the monitor.

By the way, did you wave to Mrs. BJ?

Ofcourse he did...And she waved back...She was gonna holler something at him but her mouth was full.........

If I ain't posting for a couple of days we will all know why...I wish I had CM's self control....

 

[indiucky]

That's the Toronto Blue Jays logo on that plate, and presumably she's the mom of one of the players.

And loved by all of the rest.....

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

Ofcourse he did...And she waved back...She was gonna holler something at him but her mouth was full.........

If I ain't posting for a couple of days we will all know why...I wish I had CM's self control....

 

[indiucky]

Perhaps we could introduce "BJ Mom" to "KY Gurl"?

wonder how that introduction would go.......?

I know what would be playing in the background....

[video=youtube;jsuIkzdujX4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsuIkzdujX4[/video]

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

I know what would be playing in the background....

Not this one?

[video=youtube;Rcozed_BJWM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcozed_BJWM&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[jamil]

One dies. Another is reborn.

 

[hopper68]

I worry about the tree. Was it a fruit tree? A hardwood?
Was that really sap all over the guy?
Was he trying to be an ash borer?
Is the guy's new nickname Woody Woodpecker?

I'll go out on a limb and guess we should leaf it be.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Hey, I was waving a twenty at her, she must not have, uh, noticed. Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.

Bow chicka wow wow...

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

For Mr. E:

[video=youtube;MzQ4qdlhurc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzQ4qdlhurc&feature=player_embedded[/video]