probably already been posted but this is my favorite. Val Kilmer: "I'm your Huckleberry"
YouTube - I'm your Huckleberry
Get yourself a Glock and lose that nickel-plated sissy pistol.
Tommy Lee Jones, US Marshals
Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.
Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit?
Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a g**-d*** thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.
Marlboro: Squeeze the trigger, don't yank it, it's not your d***.
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. (mickey rourke and don johnson)