You are a doctor, man! Throw that out and get her some turkey bacon and farm fresh eggs!
This ^^^^^^^^^^^
You are "saving" her from high cholesterol and a cold breakfast.
Relish in the fact you are a great parent.
Tell me you're not going turkey bacon on us??
Turkey bacon is awful. That said, my hotel mixed in some turkey sausage links with the usual sausage patties and canadian bacon a few weeks ago. It was actually pretty decent - though that might have been influenced by months of the same, dry, overcooked (but free, so who can really complain?) breakfast meats.
You're doing it backwards. You fry the bacon first and then you fry all the eggs in the bacon grease.
Then you save the bacon grease and use for popping corn that night.
Buncha freakin' amateurs in here...
What kind of pu*** can't fight his kids over some bacon and eggs and win? The proper response to challenges to your breakfast food is to distribute some body slams and finish with the People's Elbow. A 21 month old isn't likely to be able to take the eggs and bacon from you after that. Do it a few times and they'll accept the cereal every time.
You grew up watching Leave It To Beaver didn't you?
I'd beat Wally's candy a** for a 1/4 strip of paper thin, pre-cooked grocery store bacon. Think what I'd do to the beaver for a whole piece of thick cut and an eggs that was fried in its grease?
Hmm . . . that didn't sound right.
You're doing it backwards. You fry the bacon first and then you fry all the eggs in the bacon grease.
Then you save the bacon grease and use for popping corn that night.
Buncha freakin' amateurs in here...
I thought we were to use coconut oil to cook eggs?
I'm paying like $11 a jar for that stuff.