Broken tailbone thanks to Glock

[Spyke05]

So here is what happend sitting on the couch and the wife decided she wanted to cuddle. She decided that she would jump onto the couch well she landed on my Glock 22 and shattered her tailbone. Funny side note the Docs thought I was beating my wife but once established I wasn't every orderly, doc and nurse came through read her chart and left snikering. Now anyone have any fun stories like this?

 

[Double T]

I guess you guys are lucky it didn't asspload!!!

 

[JohnP82]

Wow that sucks!!

Best of luck to your wife

 

[Spyke05]

I guess you guys are lucky it didn't asspload!!!

Yes very true but now its funny story to share.

 

[Lytlewaitandbleed]

Wow and i thought the day my daughter ran up behind me and rammed her mouth right into the grip of my G22 was bad

 

[Mat250]

The real question is, How's the Glock?!?!?

 

[Dead Duck]

Gun Mount - She's doing it wrong. .......................(*)

 

[STEEL CORE]

I once tore the ligaments to my tailbone after an Army parachute jump in the early 80's, very painfull, never had a Glockerechtomy, but know it must be painfull. Hope she heals.

 

[Slapstick]

I always knew that owning a Glock would come back to bite you in the a$$.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Wow, that's quite similar to my story. Jumping on you coccyx first is kinda cool. Shame on the docs/nurses for reading your chart, but why was it kept at your bedside? Never aw an ER do that before

 

[jmiller676]

So...she jumped on your Glock and got hurt?

 

[Caleb]

did you kiss it and make it feel better?

 

[GBuck]

Why would a broken tail bone and that alone be a sign of abuse? Only way I see that stemming from abuse is if you pushed her down, but it seems like there would still be other marks. Some people are so stupid. I hope she heals well.

 

[Caleb]

Also, I do have a broken tailbone...I left it broken, otherwise somebody would have to stick there finger up my butt and rebreak my bone to set it right.

...I passed, so I'm a broken tailbone kind of guy...

 

[colt45er]

I once tore the ligaments to my tailbone after an Army parachute jump in the early 80's, very painfull, never had a Glockerechtomy, but know it must be painfull. Hope she heals.

PLF my friend PLF!!!

 

[jayhawk]

Is that a Glock in your pants, or...

 

[Stschil]

Sorry about her injury.

Butt, look on the bright side, as a member of INGO, you get a lifetime supply of this

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

Guess her adaglocktome didn't go as planned...

As DeadDuck posted up above: Perfect usage for ( * )

-J-

 

[patience0830]

AWWW, now you've done it. She won't ever jump on you again. But I guess it was her (*)

 

[indysims]

decided she wanted to cuddle

Yeah... cuddle, good one.