Broken tailbone thanks to Glock

[jgreiner]

So here is what happend sitting on the couch and the wife decided she wanted to cuddle. She decided that she would jump onto the couch well she landed on my Glock 22 and shattered her tailbone. Funny side note the Docs thought I was beating my wife but once established I wasn't every orderly, doc and nurse came through read her chart and left snikering. Now anyone have any fun stories like this?

Broken tailbone is nothing to laugh about, it's painful and VERY uncomfortable to deal with. I broke mine on a first date (with one of a set of identical twins). I took her to a college hockey game...and fell on the ice leaving the arena...landing on the concrete steps.

She was a good sport about it. we went out a few more times.

 

[dusterboy49]

just another reason not to own a Glock.

 

[Cam]

So here is what happend sitting on the couch and the wife decided she wanted to cuddle. She decided that she would jump onto the couch well she landed on my Glock 22 and shattered her tailbone. Funny side note the Docs thought I was beating my wife but once established I wasn't every orderly, doc and nurse came through read her chart and left snikering. Now anyone have any fun stories like this?

If this is true, this is a MAJOR violation of HIPAA. The only people who should be in her chart are the people who are directly involved in her care. While a funny story, this part of it I don't find funny at all. I'd have someone's ass in a sling for this. May I ask which hospital this was so that I do not ever go there?

 

[printcraft]

I guess jamesg was right....... carrying around the house is dangerous.

If this is true, this is a MAJOR violation of HIPAA. The only people who should be in her chart are the people who are directly involved in her care. While a funny story, this part of it I don't find funny at all. I'd have someone's ass in a sling for this. May I ask which hospital this was so that I do not ever go there?

Too late.

 

[mrortega]

Wow. I have heard "tally whacker" "tool" "weapon" "thingy" but never "glock 22". Very clever.

 

[threefiftyfour]

my son likes to hit me back when we are screwing around, and every once in a while he hits me in the middle of the back. One would think, that after hitting my G19 4-5 times he would learn...

 

[Cam]

Too late.

THAT^^ is awesome! I didn't catch that as I was typing it. Good eye!

 

[Bang-bang]

Bummer your thing broke her part, I agree you should kiss it and make it feel better

 

[kwatters]

just another reason not to own a Glock.

Yeah, good thing it wasn't a 1911, it probably would have AD and killed both of you.

 

[donnie1581]

My son is right at my hip height. he's always running into the grip of my Beretta. I'm hoping he grows a little bit soon before he gets a tooth knocked out.

 

[mainjet]

Sorry, no "funny" stories like that butt man, that has to hurt.

 

[ghuns]

More fuel for the Brady Campaign's fire of "gun related injury" stats.

 

[Stschil]

Wow. I have heard "tally whacker" "tool" "weapon" "thingy" but never "glock 22". Very clever.

.40" in diameter? I wouldn't be braggin'

 

[Sasquatchhunter]

Hope your wife makes a speedy recovery! I have a G22 as well...perfect pistol in my book. .40 is a great round

 

[chachi73]

What would really make this story weird is if you carried SOB. That would be an odd way to "cuddle".

 

[GBuck]

What would really make this story weird is if you carried SOB. That would be an odd way to "cuddle".

I think that takes it past spooning, and into sporking territory.

 

[HICKMAN]

"Honey, I didn't say jump on my Glock... I said..."


hope she's heal quickly

 

[CtWest]

"Honey, I didn't say jump on my Glock... I said..."


hope she's heal quickly

I'm thinking no purple necessary hahaha

 

[jayhawk]

Glock torture test?

 

[Dead Duck]

Prime example of how dangerous these guns are.
This incident would never have happened if Glocks had a Safety.












btw - Your wife is Rough............That's Awesome