Caption This Picture!!

[HandK]

OK, here it is again the long lost caption this picture thread!! Keep it clean this is not meant to drive the Mods wild!! and Have fun!!

 

[rmabrey]

aww crap!!! Maybe I shouldnt have waited till marriage. This is terrible!!!!

 

[Lucas156]

Im not married yet so its ok he wont mind.

 

[Scutter01]

"Well, honey, I don't SEE a spider in your ear but let me get a flashlight and I'll try to get a closer look."

 

[shooter1054]

Will you stop watching Oprah for 5 minutes?!?!?!

 

[Cwood]

I wish he was only half as good as he said it was......

 

[HandK]

It's Ok really!! this is why they call me the best man!!

 

[Cru]

Well, since we’re married I can stop pretending I enjoy it.

 

[patience0830]

wedding cake

In a balloon over his head.
" I guess I should have believed Dad when he told me wedding cake took away all a womans desire for sex."

 

[HandK]

Ok your good to go!! no Ticks!!!

 

[shooter1054]

"This is perfectly legal in most states now that we're married...trust me"

 

[rmabrey]

Ok your good to go!! no Ticks!!!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tiPndMqxLQ[/ame]

 

[U.S. Patriot]

"I thought she was a Virgin "

 

[rhart]

We said "I do"... Translation; I don't have to

 

[MinuteMan47]

I KNEW I should have brought my Vogue magazine.

 

[KDUBCR250]

You'll feel a slight pressure just try to relax.

 

[Fishersjohn48]

I'll teach you to make me wear a pink tie.

 

[Benny]

"Okay ***** you've got two options, you can either take this **** or you can give it to me willingly!"

Anyone know the reference?



BTW, some of these captions are genius.

 

[serpicostraight]

theres more than one way to polish a table

 

[AXE835]

"I knew I should have charged her batteries!"