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[HandK]

I never should have married a Dr of Proctology !!

 

[kickbacked]

WHAT!! you never said you were married!?!?!

 

[Benny]

Practicing safe sex.

 

[Eric86]

Oh snap, the roofies are kicking in too early.

Hey at least they wont notice the spot on your white dress.

Ok this position is off the list for tonight, whats next? Oh ya the kitchen sink.

I should have told you earlier that me and your brother were "friends". That was a long time ago.

See, it does look bigger from this angle?

Ehhhh ya we should have gotten your scoliosis fixed before our wedding photos.

 

[Colt556]

I thought this would all be over once I married him.......

 

[Stschil]

(in thought bubbles)
Him: WTF? She's a guy!

Her: Mom!, why do you have to take pictures of EVERY important moment in my life?

Or

Her: Somehow, I don't think this is a very good Senior portrait

Or

Geez!, couldn't he at least waited until after the reception?

 

[Bubba]

VH1's Where Are They Now?: Small Wonder

 

[superjoe76]

Her: Well, at least the table is hard!

 

[Eric86]

Hey! A fart is not an invitation!

 

[Eric86]

MARRIAGE
Get used to this face.


This is the only way to be sure you dont get knocked up.
Dumb Blonde-K?!?!


Ok you got what you wanted now its my turn.


The most expensive piece he will ever get.


The first disappointment of many.


This is how your sister liked it too.


Bride to the best man- Is that the ring box in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Incoming donkey punch now.


Sweet, she is still warm.

 

[Stschil]

B O H I C A​

 

[IndySSD]

Holy crap those look like people I went to school with.......

oh, and on topic...

Him... "Oh yeah this is going to be good....."

Her.... "Oh God... I have to live with THIS for the rest of my life?"

 

[Suprtek]

*sigh*...Momma said there would be days like this.

 

[japartridge]

Her "Did I leave the iron on?"

Him "Oh yeah, I'm the best you've every had!"

 

[Que]

At Ketchum & Good, we ensure our clients have "Virginity" in the prenup.

Him: "Ketchm & Good said to find out before we leave for the honeymoon."
Her: "Damn you Ketchum & Good! I already had the sheet prepared."

 

[LegatoRedrivers]

"I'm telling you, if you put the table up to your ear, you can hear the ocean!"

"ok...Left hand, Mahogany!"

 

[DownByTheTracks]

"Golly, you sure do smell purdy..."

 

[Cwood]

"I'm gonna make ya squeal like a pig!"

 

[hotfarmboy1]

him "hold on, this'll only take a minute"

her " is that your pinky or are you just that small?"

 

[Que]

"This is how paw said to do it."