If you remember why Marlin Perkins NEVER went on the Tonight Show, it's because while Jim was in the ditch with the boa constrictor around his neck, Marlin was back at the tent with a pitcher of martinis.That's a significantly lower level of retard.
I knew that holster position was not as secure as others, but I let my awareness lapse. Not good and not acceptable. I'm embarrassed and I should be. I won't let it happen again.
You know fully well that Marlin would have remained safely hidden behind the protective screen while Jim came at me with the tranq gun.