Changing Toilet Paper

[femurphy77]

I stopped buying Charmin when 3 bears tell me what toilet paper to use.

What are you? A bearist?

 

[Spike Jones 5 2002]

What are you? A bearist?

Can not do it covered.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Uh oh...Another nakey pooper...

 

[Mark 1911]

With a partner like that, who needs toilet paper?

Cottonelle could be catering to the wrong market.

 

[numbaonecoltsfan]

Holy smokes! God forbid I use the wrong toilet paper. I sure would be confounded if my TP some how changed my booty hole homosexual. Better switch. Can't support anybody who condones homosexuality. Never never never.



purple

 

[numbaonecoltsfan]

Some people...

 

[CPT Nervous]

Cottonelle is the official sponsor of Buttigieg/Biden 2020

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

When I'm watchin' my TV and a man comes on and tells me
How white my butt can be
But, he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't wipe with
The same toilet paper as me


I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no...

 

[Dead Duck]

Apparently you guys have never seen a dam break.
All it takes is a small tinkle and without anyone to plug it up quick, it will turn into a ocean of rainbow unicorns. They won't stop until everyone is wearing comfortable shoes and buying track lighting. (it's a gay thing)

Now who here is man enough to stick it in and plug up that dike?

 

[Old Dog]

When I'm watchin' my TV and a man comes on and tells me
How white my butt can be
But, he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't wipe with
The same toilet paper as me


I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no...

Now that is FUNNY.