or since that SA 308 is old, sell it to me for 200 dollars
Hmmmm....tempting. Very tempting.
After all, the "old" stuff just isn't safe!
You're a wonderful person, and I'm honored that you would make a concession like that for me!
Tell you what, maybe you should just come pick it all up from me and dispose of it...I'm obviously an accident waiting to happen here. I'll, of course, pay you for your time and effort. And the sooner the better, as I'm frightened beyond words!