Constipational Carry

[Rick Mason]

Taking Conceal Carry To A Whole New Level: Guess Where Suspect Hides Handgun << Link to story




Hoosiers be making the national news for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Dean C.]

Wow , the logistics involved in that draw would be hilarious to watch.

 

[cbhausen]

Rule number one: Always keep firearms pointed in a safe direction. I think not.

 

[littletommy]

Well that’s just…it’s…I don’t even know what…

Aw never mind.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

“Rectum? Could've killed 'em!”

 

[loudgroove]

Gun Ho anyone? lol

 

[KG1]

Bet he's a crappy shooter.

 

[Twangbanger]

1. Don't eat yellow snow.

2. Don't buy used NAA derringers.

 

[Farmerjon]

If he/she/it inserted it backwards and cocked, when they bend over and touch their toes does it go off? Adds new meaning to "it shoots a little high"!

 

[HoughMade]

It was a S&W Bodyguard .380

 

[rosejm]

When cops patted down Boyd, they found “a small bag with multiple pills” in his right sock, which the suspect reportedly claimed were Percocets that he had scored from his “Aunt Trish” to deal with the pain of having a “bullet lodged in his spine.”

Gee, I wonder how that happened?

 

[BigMoose]

So was this guy crapping 25s, 32s, some variety of 38/9mm, 40, or.. big 45 turds.

 

[Ziggidy]

Watch this……Nothing up my sleeve

 

[FN USA]

This gives a whole new meaning to butt stuff, that I could really get behind!

 

[printcraft]

I heard pete bootyjudge was working with lawmakers to make rectums gun free zones “for safety”.

 

[rugertoter]

Must have been painful. Bet after all of that, there is no anal retention left at all.

 

[Mgderf]

Bet he's a crappy shooter.

Or,


Maybe he misunderstood the term, "shooting craps"...

 

[BigMoose]

And likely now has a terrible case of hemroids.. Do they give you Preparation H in the slammer?

 

[Cynical]

Dude took deep concealment to a whole new level. I’m out, the nether region is a one way street. Outgoing only!!

 

[IN New Guy]

I can't even imagine....I don't want to think about it!