Constipational Carry

[Old Dog]

Ok, I want to know who was the poor dude that had to pull that thing out, and was he gentle or was there some twisting, turning, and tugging punishment?

 

[shootersix]

What a $h!tty way to carry a gun!

For sale, one used s&w bodyguard 380, with a $h!tty brown ceracoat (it’s so light, it’d probably wash off!)

And you thought your Taurus was $h!tty!

I’ll bet it ran like a well oiled machine!

Takes smith and Wesson bodyguard to the local gunsmith “man can you fix this…it won’t fire”…2 weeks later “well I fixed it…by the way, how’d a piece of corn get stuck behind the trigger?”

If he had to reload…where did he keep his backup magazine???

The other inmates “s&w bodyguard huh…ever heard of a North American mini revolver?”…”no what’s that?”

At his booking “why a s&w bodyguard?” His reply was “the high point wouldn’t fit my holster!”

“prison wallet…more like prison holster!” Amiright?

Ok all jokes aside I saw a article in a magazine (our library got copies of the fbi magazine) at his jail intake, they were inspecting the fine upstanding citizens shoes when they found a hidden compartment in the sole of each sneaker, one had a naa cylinder loaded with 5 rounds and a handcuff key, the other had the naa frame, could have been a real bad day for the officer!

 

[FN USA]

In all honesty, the officer who discovered it was having a real sh*tty day. But it looks like he got a promotion to "Rear Admiral"!

 

[eric001]

Thought I'd read that he was a former convict. If so, that's probably how he got his prison wallet... resized... to become a prison holster.

Wouldn't want to be the plumber that would have to unclog... Nevermind. Done here.

 

[Hoosierdood]

It was a S&W Bodyguard .380

Why would anyone carry that? It's a s**ty gun.

 

[Goodcat]

I was really hoping I read that title correctly. Outstanding work humanity.

 

[TheGhostRider]

This whole thread is… crappy! So much for a poop shooter.