I've been told by several people that I like chocolate more than any straight man they know. I will not apologize, I will not back down. "Too much chocolate" is how I intend to die. That, or being hit by a large meteorite. Or being shot by a jealous husband when I'm 94.
Well I should say so.
I like chocolate more than ANY man..... straight or gay...... and probably most women too. There's only a few women that I like more than I like chocolate.
wait.... now I'm confused.