Diaper Bag Essentials!

[terrehautian]

Speaking of diaper bags, when you have a almost three year old and a newborn, do you do two diaper bags (if almost three year old isn't potty trained yet) or just one? Asking for a friend who will be in that situation this year.

 

[Trigger Time]

A fleshlight because that's all you getting for a while

 

[Trigger Time]

Also, make sure you put some oragel in there. They also have oragel in Qtip form that is awesome and pinpoints the spot that needs it. Also as they get teeth and can deliver a painful bite on your fingers the Qtip orajel allows you to not get bit.

Don't forget the disposable diaper change mats unless you just like getting baby **** all over everything including yourself and car seats. That's gonna happen anyways. It's amazing how they can blow **** out of every opening in their clothing. How in the hell does a baby have enough force to **** out of their collar? You'll find out.
So pack extra onesies and clothing.
You can buy dog training mats and they are the same thing but cheaper.
Don't forget the A&D ointment for diaper rash and whatever else that always makes their little asses turn red and hurt.
Thermometer is good to have too.
Also some gas medicine although you can lay them on their back and pump the legs like peddling a bicycle with your hands and that will make them fart. I always made up my own fart song to the rythem which always made the kids smile and laugh. I'll take personal humiliation if it keeps a baby from crying or being sad. Babies need to fart or they will scream in pain

 

[Vigilant]

Babies need to fart or they will scream in pain

I know a few grown women that this may apply to? Except the screaming isn’t because they’re in pain!

 

[spencer rifle]

Also, make sure you put some oragel in there. They also have oragel in Qtip form that is awesome and pinpoints the spot that needs it. Also as they get teeth and can deliver a painful bite on your fingers the Qtip orajel allows you to not get bit.

Not OraGel - brandy. Works just as well for their teething. If it doesn't work for them, it will work for you.

 

[Trigger Time]

Not OraGel - brandy. Works just as well for their teething. If it doesn't work for them, it will work for you.

Plausible deniability. I can't post all my secrets of great parenting LOL

I'm joking for all the prying eye Debbie do gooders

 

[Sylvain]

A fleshlight because that's all you getting for a while

 

[chezuki]

A fleshlight because that's all you getting for a while

I can donate my old one. It’s still got a lot of miles left on it.

 

[Hookeye]

A Taurus in FDE..............

 

[Timjoebillybob]

Not OraGel - brandy. Works just as well for their teething. If it doesn't work for them, it will work for you.

That's what my Dr used to recommend. Well whiskey actually, but I'm guessing brandy would do the job.

 

[churchmouse]

The 3 P's need to be covered.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Tape scissors. There are times that cutting clothes off are the only way to make sure you aren’t giving your kid a **** shampoo. Everything else has been covered. Dad of five here, happy my diaper changing days are over.

 

[Trigger Time]

I can donate my old one. It’s still got a lot of miles left on it.

You're a gentleman and true friend.

 

[chezuki]

You're a gentleman and true friend.

Should ship tomorrow.

 

[churchmouse]

 

[Trigger Time]

Should ship tomorrow.

Lmfao

 

[HubertGummer]

Well this thread took a major turn for the worst.

 

[actaeon277]

That is just wrong.

 

[actaeon277]

So wrong.

 

[Hookeye]

Well this thread took a major turn for the wurst.

Fixed