Did you hear about the famous actress who stabbed herself?

[Scuba591]

Yea, a famous actress stabbed herself over the weekend.......
Can't remember her last name... but it was Reese something....
any guesses?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Nope, none

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

Reese Witherspoon dead 2014 : Actress killed by celebrity death hoax - Mediamass

 

[Scuba591]

not with-her-spoon... with her knife

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

Don't know what it is with poor Reese and stabbings. i think there was one in 2012 and another one last year, now this one. Good grief.

 

[robh]

atleast she didnt get forked

 

[HoughMade]

Do I have to explain how to do everything? UNTIL SOMEONE RESPONDS WITH "WITHERSPOON", YOU CAN'T GIVE THE PUNCH LINE. A referenece to Reese Witherspoon is not enough. Only a response of simply "Witherspoon" will work....which is why this joke has to be delivered in PERSON.

After someone says: "Witherspoon", you respond with only:

"Nope, with 'er knife."

Geez, amateur hour.

 

[Scuba591]

Do I have to explain how to do everything? UNTIL SOMEONE RESPONDS WITH "WITHERSPOON", YOU CAN'T GIVE THE PUNCH LINE. A referenece to Reese Witherspoon is not enough. Only a response of simply "Witherspoon" will work....which is why this joke has to be delivered in PERSON.

After someone says: "Witherspoon", you respond with only:

"Nope, with 'er knife."

Geez, amateur hour.

yea... this is so much better....

 

[ModernGunner]

LOL, even worse than delivering the punchline incorrectly, is over-explaining how the joke is supposed to work. But still, funny!

 

[hoosierdoc]

Ah, "poster's remorse". We've all been there

 

[HoughMade]

yea... this is so much better....

...and have a sense of humor. I sense this may have been where the trouble started.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

Do I have to explain how to do everything? UNTIL SOMEONE RESPONDS WITH "WITHERSPOON", YOU CAN'T GIVE THE PUNCH LINE. A referenece to Reese Witherspoon is not enough. Only a response of simply "Witherspoon" will work....which is why this joke has to be delivered in PERSON.

After someone says: "Witherspoon", you respond with only:

"Nope, with 'er knife."


Geez, amateur hour.

So...your wife left you for another man?

Yup.

You bitter?

Yup. Bit him too.

 

[HoughMade]

So...your wife left you for another man?

Yup.

You bitter?

Yup. Bit him too.

THERE you go.