Do I have to explain how to do everything? UNTIL SOMEONE RESPONDS WITH "WITHERSPOON", YOU CAN'T GIVE THE PUNCH LINE. A referenece to Reese Witherspoon is not enough. Only a response of simply "Witherspoon" will work....which is why this joke has to be delivered in PERSON.
After someone says: "Witherspoon", you respond with only:
"Nope, with 'er knife."
Geez, amateur hour.
yea... this is so much better....
Do I have to explain how to do everything? UNTIL SOMEONE RESPONDS WITH "WITHERSPOON", YOU CAN'T GIVE THE PUNCH LINE. A referenece to Reese Witherspoon is not enough. Only a response of simply "Witherspoon" will work....which is why this joke has to be delivered in PERSON.
After someone says: "Witherspoon", you respond with only:
"Nope, with 'er knife."
Geez, amateur hour.
So...your wife left you for another man?
Yup.
You bitter?
Yup. Bit him too.