Eliminating groundhog on school property

[Hookeye]

Conibear 110's, 1.5 coil springs, or live traps.
Taken quite a few out for city folks with those.
On the leg hold or killer traps I place them such that the den is then covered, only things coming out get nuked.

 

[mrobnoxious1]

my mutt woulkd love to dispatch this varmit for you

 

[Mike H]

Ask your CO if there are any licensed nusiance wildlife trappers in your area [he should know] and hire him to remove said animal.

 

[youngda9]

C4

 

[ghitch75]

my cat will tree it for a fee

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...199270-didnt_know_groundhogs_could_climb.html

 

[Outlaw]

Bubblegum by one of his holes, he will be gone in a few days

 

[BlueEagle]

So you have an animal that has trespassed onto your property and won't leave?

I'd say you should give him government sponsored healthcare, give his kids a free education, make sure he gets to vote, don't charge him taxes, and make all the kids in the school learn groundhogese.

Seems to be the only logical thing...

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Throw a honey badger in there. Honey badger don't care...

 

[.452browning]

Nuke 'im from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[IndianaGTI]

Give it a voucher to go to private skool

This!

 

[srad]

Well I took Patience's advise and armed myself with a straight-edged spade to apply a measured force to the back of its cranium... but the beast climbed up a 2x6 that a few of the elementary kids put down the window well this morning.

I'd ask the mods to close this thread now that the critter is gone, but some of you guys are having too much fun expressing your creative ideas.

P.S.- had a honey badger in a live trap as back-up.

 

[minuteman32]

Stand just off the property & shoot it.

I think you would be ok, given what the law says, but I would get permission in writing. As it would be pest elimination instead of hunting, it seems that a 22 with a suppressor might be prudent, too. Just my thoughts.