FAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

[shibumiseeker]

Lack of duct tape=fail.

I have three vehicles, and I think there's at least 2 rolls of duct tape in each, if not more.

 

[MikeDVB]

Lack of duct tape=fail.

I have three vehicles, and I think there's at least 2 rolls of duct tape in each, if not more.

I have 75 rolls of duct tape, and there are at least 2 vehicles in them... Get it right.

 

[2tonic]

Wait.... you mean you didn't just hold a staple and drive it in with the butt of your pistol?
( maybe unloed it first and save yourself the Darwin award?)

 

[STEEL CORE]

Folklore has it that a guy named William Tell had sort of the same problem, and william JR simply held the balanced the target on his head. I don't think Mama would have let you try that with Miguel Jr.

 

[shibumiseeker]

I have 75 rolls of duct tape, and there are at least 2 vehicles in them... Get it right.

You have reached Nerdvana.

 

[Hotdoger]

Oh cripes, happens to me all the time. Wife comes plowing in like a cowboy to save the day and makes whatever I am having issues with work. She is lucky I love her.

Man card revocation is now being processed.

 

[IndyIN]

I think the real questions are:

• What brand stapler?
• Factory staples or reloads?
• When was the last time you cleaned your stapler?
• Does it happen with only one staple magazine or all of them?

Be sure to name the exact model stapler so we can all choose sides and declare that we’ve never had an issue with said brand and model, or state that it’s a piece of junk and that we’d never own another one.

 

[Westside]

I think the real questions are:

• What brand stapler?
• Factory staples or reloads?
• When was the last time you cleaned your stapler?
• Does it happen with only one staple magazine or all of them?

Be sure to name the exact model stapler so we can all choose sides and declare that we’ve never had an issue with said brand and model, or state that it’s a piece of junk and that we’d never own another one.

^^^^^^ Winning Post right here!!!!

 

[Johnny C]

You need to send it to a custom staplersmith and have the feedramp polished and while you are at it, have a trigger job done as well because all of these are of the lemon sqweezer variety and have a 25# or greater trigger pull from the factory.
Maybe a new mainspring?

 

[USMC_0311]

Am I the only one that carries a back up staple gun BUSG?

 

[fullmetaljesus]

Must've been a HiPoint Stapler... of course, if it was a [STRIKE]Glock[/STRIKE] 1911 stapler, it would've kaboomed your target all to heck.

FTFY

 

[seamusalaska]

South Park...."I love you guys".

 

[wizard_of_ahs]

Next time use ZOMBIE staples

 

[jh46544]

Was you using hollow point staples?

 

[patience0830]

Was you using hollow point staples?

Yeah, Them holler pointed ones don't feed worth a hoot.

Just hit it with a shot of EEZOX next time it acts up. WD40 just gums 'em up.

 

[WebSnyper]

My Staple Gun has started to do something similar as of late.

It seems to work better when I don't store it with the safety engaged (holding the lever down). Not sure if it is the spring in it or what.

Seems I'm going to have to go get a new staple gun as well. Pics and range report forthcoming when I select one

 

[miguel]

Funny as hell update for you...Miguel Jr. and I rolled into Elwood around dinner time again tonight. Just one other guy at the range. He was pulling up at nearly the same time we were. We exchanged pleasantries and started to unload our vehicles.

He says, "Hey, I have a weird question for you..."

I'm thinking, "Uh oh..."

"Did you get a new stapler?"

LMAO! It was INGO's own KEHO, who had read my original post earlier today and figured "dude + kid @ Elwood = Miguel". We had a nice chat about reloading (and staplers...) A very cool guy.

Also, Miguel Jr. started the session with his Crickett, but I let him try the Remington 597 (iron sights) using a bag. The stock is still a little too big for him, but using the bag, he was solid. Little bugger was hitting a 6" steel plate from 50 yards consistently, so it looks like I need to upgrade him from the single-shot.

 

[cwillour]

I've jammed sticks through the paper target through old bullet holes in the plywood in a similar predicament. Thank goodnes it wasn't windy! Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Empty steel cases for me.

 

[Bisbobble]

I think the real questions are:

• What brand stapler?
• Factory staples or reloads?
• When was the last time you cleaned your stapler?
• Does it happen with only one staple magazine or all of them?

Be sure to name the exact model stapler so we can all choose sides and declare that we’ve never had an issue with said brand and model, or state that it’s a piece of junk and that we’d never own another one.

If you really want to stir it up, we need to determine if it's better to OC or CC your stapler.

CC 'cause people could get nervous you may suddenly put up another Yard Sale sign like all those other stapler tote'n wackos.

OC 'cause the world should accept that it's your right to staple stuff.

 

[MikeDVB]

If you really want to stir it up, we need to determine if it's better to OC or CC your stapler.

CC 'cause people could get nervous you may suddenly put up another Yard Sale sign like all those other stapler tote'n wackos.

OC 'cause the world should accept that it's your right to staple stuff.

I imagine if you really wanted, the custom holster makers would be happy to make you a holster for your stapler too!