Favorite gun movie lines

[epsylum]

Granted, I just glanced over the past 4 pages, but I didn't see one Full Metal Jacket quote. Seriously?? You guys call yourself gun folk?

"How can you shoot women and children?"
"Easy, you just don't lead them so much."

"If they run, they're VC. If they stay still, they're well disciplined VC."

and of course....

"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun!"

 

[Cbarnett]

The Naked Gun

Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank: I used to have that problem.
Jane: What did you do about it?
Frank: I just think about baseball.

 

[Integraholic]

"Your gun is... digging into my hip." Ace Ventura

 

[Caleb]

The Naked Gun

Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank: I used to have that problem.
Jane: What did you do about it?
Frank: I just think about baseball.

ahahaha

 

[Rookie]

Heartbreak Ridge

This is the AK-47, the preferred weapon of the enemy. It makes a distinct sound when fired, so remember it.

 

[Rookie]

Armageddon

I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot.

Rockhound: Harry, this is illegal man.
Harry Stamper: I'm temporarily insane, Rock, it's all right.

General Kimsey: If you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up.
Truman: To tell you the truth, I'm kind of encouraged. This guy Chick here was an Air Force commando for six years.
General Kimsey: We got robbery, assault, arrest, resisting arrest. We got a collection agent for the mob. Two of these guys have done serious time.
Truman: Look, they're the best at what they do.
General Kimsey: So am I. And I'm not so optimistic. We spend 250 billion dollars a year on defense. And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.

 

[Rookie]

Hamburger Hill

We're Airborne. We don't start fights, we *finish* 'em!

We've been up on that hill ten times, and they still don't think we're serious.

 

[indytechnerd]

From Tombstone...

TYLER: For a man that don't go heeled, you run your mouth kinda reckless.
WYATT: Don't need to go heeled to get the bulge on a dub like you.
TYLER: That a fact?
WYATT: Yeah. It's a fact.
TYLER: Well I'm real scared.
WYATT: Damn right you're scared. I can see it in your eyes.
WYATT: Go ahead. Skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.
TYLER: Listen Mister, I'm getting' tired-

Wyatt slaps Tyler

WYATT: I'm getting tired of your gas. Jerk that pistol and go to work.

Wyatt slaps him again.

WYATT: I said throw down, boy.

Wyatt slaps him a third time. His mouth starts to bleed

WYATT: You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

 

[VUPDblue]

Another Tombstone gem:
Your friends may get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe.

 

[munky_3434]

Bullet Tooth Tony:So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Vinny:These are your last words, so make them a prayer. Bullet Tooth Tony:Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' *****. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off.-----Turkish:What's that?Tommy:It's me belt, Turkish.Turkish:No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?Tommy:It's for protection.Turkish:Protection from what . . . zee Germans?

 

[DRob]

History

"General Lee, I have no Division!" (Gen. George Pickett)

 

[epsylum]

"General Lee, I have no Division!" (Gen. George Pickett)

OT, but I just wanted to point out that I am related to Gen. George Pickett (I am pretty sure I am a direct descendant).

 

[DRob]

Check it out

OT, but I just wanted to point out that I am related to Gen. George Pickett (I am pretty sure I am a direct descendant).

I'd do some geneology if it were me. My brother researched our family clear back to the Jamestown settlement. Fascinating but a lot of work!

DRob

 

[DougBarnes101]

Big Jake

OK read the whole thread and this one wasn't here

John Wayne to Richard Boone

And now *you* understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.

 

[Mr.Hoppes]

Saving private Ryan

Private Jackson: [lining shots] Bleesed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight.
[fires rifle twice]
Private Jackson: My goodness and my fortress... my high tower and my Deliverer.
[fires rifle]
Private Jackson: My shield, and he in whom I trust
Private Jackson: [fires rifle, then to his rifle]
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[lining up a rifle shot]
Private Jackson: Be not Thou far from me, O Lord.

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[lining up a rifle shot]
Private Jackson: Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.

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[lining up a rifle shot]
Private Jackson: My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust.

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[lining up a rifle shot]
Private Jackson: O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not my enemies triumph over me.

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[skigun75]

Doc in Tombstone

"I have two guns, one for each of ya."

 

[csaws]

You the one that killed our friend? Costner in Open Range

Appaloosa is a good flick too, although no lines stick out in my mind

 

[Hoosier8]

Predator

Hey man, your bleeding!

Ventura, "I ain't got time to bleed!"

 

[whiskeytangofoxtrot]

From Platoon

King: Somewhere out there is the beast and he's hungry tonight.
Chris Taylor: Have you ever gotten into a mistake that you just can't get out of, King?
King: There is a way out of everything, man. Just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry and the world will turn.

Sgt. Barnes: Are you smoking this **** to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this ****. I am reality.

From Man on Fire

Sister Anna: Do you ever see the Hand of God in what you do?
Creasy: No, not for a long time.
Sister Anna: The Bible says, "Do not be over come with evil, but overcome...?
Creasy: But overcome evil with good."
Creasy: [in spanish] That's Romans Chapter 12 Verse 21.
Creasy: I am the sheep that got lost, Madre.

Elderly Man: In the church, they say to forgive.
Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

 

[Seancass]

Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

That's another good one.