Fifty Shades of Grey - Thoughts?

[mcolford]

We were just talking about this book at work yesterday. As a guy, I was wondering what the book was about, so I asked some girls that I felt comfortable asking, and they hadnt read it (Damn lesbians, lol. Actually, they are some of my favorite people to work with, as they are funny, and DO NOT get offended). So I may just have to get the book, and leave it laying around, maybe the wifey will read it..

 

[CountryBoy19]

Not to be a dick, but you just said Not to be too explicit, but the next sentence you told us about Your bedroom time getting put into overdrive.

Either dont tell us, or tell us. Either or. LOL... Just dont be surprised if PrintCraft offers up some pointers...

That's the only way I could convey that things went into overdrive without actually sharing details... trying to keep it somewhat kid-friendly... even though the whole thread is really pushing that envelope.

I could have gone into detail about the things she did to me that have scarred me forever but I didn't...

 

[Titanium_Frost]

My wife started reading them. She bought all 3 but only made it part way through book 1 before she decided she didn't have enough time to read them and that it wasn't really her sort of thing. She ended up selling them for what she paid...

But, things were pretty good while it lasted. Without getting too explicit we'll just say I'd be going about my business, not even realizing she'd started reading the book, and out of nowhere she'd jump me, drag me to the bedroom kicking and screaming (sometimes we didn't make it that far) and you can fill in the rest. This happened very frequently... sometimes multiple times a day...

I'm kinda torn on her selling them... probably a good thing because she gets more done around the house now but not as much action now...

So, you're saying you were Anna, and she made you call her "Mr. Grey?"

 

[CountryBoy19]

So, you're saying you were Anna, and she made you call her "Mr. Grey?"

Uh, we'll just stop before it gets too graphic but that last line might have been just a small stretch of the truth...

 

[Colinb913]

My fiance read them, shes in the middle of book three. What people are saying is true, for a guy, it's a poorly written book. I tried to read the beginning of the first one, and couldn't get into it. However, it has had a positive effect. If you know what I mean.

 

[GBuck]

For some reason INGO is not letting me see the next page of this thread...

 

[Titanium_Frost]

Uh, we'll just stop before it gets too graphic but that last line might have been just a small stretch of the truth...

 

[printcraft]

............
I could have gone into detail about the things she did to me that have scarred me forever but I didn't...

Did you forget to scream printcraft!?

That was the safe word.
Oh well, scars add character.

 

[mcolford]

Did you forget to scream printcraft!?

That was the safe word.
Oh well, scars add character.

I will NEVER be able to correlate Printcraft with safe word... Screaming PrintCraft could leads to scars of the mind Me thinks!

 

[CountryBoy19]

Did you forget to scream printcraft!?

That was the safe word.
Oh well, scars add character.

I tried to... see below...

I will NEVER be able to correlate Printcraft with safe word... Screaming PrintCraft could leads to scars of the mind Me thinks!

It's too late for me... I tried screaming printcraft and you're right, it only made things worse; in my garbled, muffled voice she thought I yelled "pinch and smash"... boy oh boy did that hurt ...


What have I done... I sent the thread into a downward spiral anyways...

 

[Sylvain]

 

[mcolford]

I tried to... see below...



It's too late for me... I tried screaming printcraft and you're right, it only made things worse; in my garbled, muffled voice she thought I yelled "pinch and smash"... boy oh boy did that hurt ...


What have I done... I sent the thread into a downward spiral anyways...

Holy S**t I just spit my drink all over the desk/computer/keyboard/phone/pager... Thanks prick!

 

[Titanium_Frost]

Friends don't let friends drink and INGO... Take the keyboard.

 

[CountryBoy19]

Friends don't let friends drink and INGO... Take the keyboard.

Not drunk, nor drinking anything except some water... just funnin' with you guys. I'll just say our intimate moments are on the opposite end of the spectrum of "freaky". While the book did spice things up a slight bit, it didn't really shift things very far away from the "non-freaky/boring" end of the spectrum. It just took it from, "I don't want to" to, "get in here now"

Dang, you guys sure do have a way of making me spill the beans...

 

[mcolford]

Not drunk, nor drinking anything except some water... just funnin' with you guys. I'll just say our intimate moments are on the opposite end of the spectrum of "freaky". While the book did spice things up a slight bit, it didn't really shift things very far away from the "non-freaky/boring" end of the spectrum. It just took it from, "I don't want to" to, "get in here now"

Dang, you guys sure do have a way of making me spill the beans...

We didnt make you do a thing bub.. Everything you have said was on your own free will. We, however, have got a great laugh (and I got a new keyboard).

 

[Spike Jones 5 2002]

The sex toy business has profited exponentially.
You can not have to much fun in, out, next to, over, under bed.

 

[CountryBoy19]

We didnt make you do a thing bub.. Everything you have said was on your own free will. We, however, have got a great laugh (and I got a new keyboard).

Hey, at leats I served "a purpose" today then... no matter how trivial it was, if I can joke around and make a few guys laugh then my day wasn't a waste...

 

[spainy79]

NSFW/Language. The looks on the womens faces are pretty good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

 

[GBuck]

Just finished the second book. I still don't see the "poor writing".. if you can get through some of the mush it actually has a really good story line.

 

[HavokCycle]

drivel. people pounding away at their keyboard with one hand in a chatroom could write better erotica.
at best its inept, but its poor portrayal of BDSM and D/s offends me.
in comparison, its like a liberal writing a book on how guns shouldn't exist. different idea but the basis is the same, someone blabbing on about something they clearly know nothing about.