How to deal with neighbor who believes trees are adequate backstop

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[JetGirl]

I'm going to go ahead and read that as "she has that pregnancy glow about her"...

 

[Fargo]

I'm going to read that as "I'm a bit uncomfortable but it is nothing compared to the miracle of life inside of me"...

 

[mom45]

Please pass the salt again GFGT

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Please pass the salt again GFGT

 

[Dead Duck]

I'd rather be struck by lightning while riding a bloody gazelle in the middle of a tiger/lion fight and fall into a feeding pool for frenzied starving sharks.

I am totally turned on right now.

 

[Fargo]

I am totally turned on right now.

I'm picturing a pregnant Lady Godiva on an African safari gone wrong!

 

[JetGirl]

I'm going to read that as "I'm a bit uncomfortable but it is nothing compared to the miracle of life inside of me"...

Look. I already had an entire HUMAN yanked out of a delicate space sans meds. I've done my hitch.
Tour of duty=OVER.
Get back to me when you pee a golf ball.

 

[Fargo]

Look. I already had an entire HUMAN yanked out of a delicate space sans meds. I've done my hitch.
Tour of duty=OVER.
Get back to me when you pee a golf ball.

I'm hearing "We didn't plan this one, but we are overjoyed anyway!"

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I'm hearing "We didn't plan this one, but we are overjoyed anyway!"

I admire your perception because I'm picking up a completely different vibe.

I say: Party on Garth!

 

[Fargo]

Party on Wayne!

During my wife's last delivery (c section) I commented that them cauterizing the incision smelled exactly like bacon and that I was feeling peckish. It may have been poor timing on my part, but I stand by my statement!

 

[JetGirl]

I'm picking up a completely different vibe.

I am picking up something, too. Don't try to guess.

 

[mom45]

 

[Fargo]

I am picking up something, too. Don't try to guess.

New wallpaper for the nursery?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Party on Wayne!

During my wife's last delivery (c section) I commented that them cauterizing the incision smelled exactly like bacon and that I was feeling peckish. It may have been poor timing on my part, but I stand by my statement!

 

[JetGirl]

Yeah, I'm out.

 

[Fargo]

Yeah, I'm out.

Damn, now where is the Artificially Redheaded Soulless Raving Pregger?

 

[Dead Duck]

I am picking up something, too. Don't try to guess.

A 1911?

Hey - Kimber's a nice name...(Kimba if it's a boy)

 

[calcot7]

Go buy a couple of .50 caliber Barretts or a semi-auto MK 19 and some plywood. Set up targets on your property with a direct line of sight to your neighbor's house and then invite him over to do a little friendly target shooting on your new range.