I have a stalker!

[Ricnzak]

What does walking a tight rope over a valley and getting um um from a 70 year old woman have in common?

No matter what don't look down!

 

[gohard43]

I'll just leave this right here. Warning, suggestive. Link purposely broken.

INGunOwners - Indiana Gun Owners Community. youtube.com/watch?v=St0-Y43XILc

Laugh out loud!

I'd like to know three questions that 7th stepper threw out there - questions 2(Have you seen her), 11(What's she going to cook), and 15(Have you done favors for her in which she wants to say "thank you").

 

[7th Stepper]

Woman's point of view....

Man's point of view...
Cool...

Said from between steel bars, after calling his attorney, then trying to explain it to his wife.........."But hhhoooonnnnnn???????? I thought she was such a nice little old lady.........who'd a thunk?"

 

[longbow]

Mrs longbow just smiles when she calls. I've helped her a few times over the years and she is just being nice.

My wife calls her my stalker and I think she misses her kids and grandkids.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Plastic surgery, FTW. Miracles can be... simulated. Really, my mom is 82 but you probably wouldn't put her over 60, and she was definitely the hottest chick in her HS yearbook. Damn, now I sound like a sicko. I'm not; that much anyway. She was really a babe in her time. I'm 47 and still get carded sometimes. Genes make a difference, too. I'll shut up, now, and go back into my corner.

 

[ruger1800]

Some guys have told me there really good without teeth.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Man, you're lettin the secret out. Shut up.

 

[lrahm]

Also 70........

Better than the first. I always had a soft spot for her.

 

[strahd71]

do Depends come in a G string?

jake

 

[96firephoenix]

older than 70...

 

[lrahm]

do Depends come in a G string?

jake

That's just not right.

 

[Mackey]

Don't even thing that something "wrong" couldn't happen. You're a guy and she's a gal. Also, even if it doesn't become intimate, you're opening up yourself up to having someone emotionally dependent upon you. Don't go over there alone ... you'll regret it.