I installed a bidet today

[Timjoebillybob]

How would you ever be able to in the woods again after normalizing the wash after? Dig and go in a cat hole?

Just need to find the right spot.

 

[flyingsquirrel]

Thought it was about our “President“ and wondered why it wasn’t in the general politics thread!?!

Me too. I practice sliden' a Biden every morning

 

[radar8756]

How would you ever be able to in the woods again after normalizing the wash after? Dig and go in a cat hole?

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They do make Portable Bidet's

Portable Bidet's

 

[cbhausen]

Magpul should make a Picatinny rail equipped bidet with a full line of accessories. I’d buy that!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Magpul should make a Picatinny rail equipped bidet with a full line of accessories. I’d buy that!

As long as they put them on the sides of the seat. Otherwise it could get a little uncomfortable.

 

[diver dan]

Hey , I guess he got tired of smoke blowin up there , LOL.

 

[femurphy77]

They asked, I answered.

If you didn't want to read about bathroom stuff why did you come into a a thread about bidets?

His inner 8th grader made him do it!

 

[ed1838]

sounds like a good replacement for John Wayne TP I was also wondering if it warms the water.

 

[ed1838]

sounds like a good replacement for John Wayne TP I was also wondering if it warms the water.

If some one does not know about John Wayne paper its rough and tough and dont take $#%# off anybody.

 

[Bugzilla]

Magpul should make a Picatinny rail equipped bidet with a full line of accessories. I’d buy that!

Just don’t pull the wrong trigger or you’ll have 2 a holes to clean!

 

[BigRed]

My wife bought this off Amazon and asked me to install it today.
I did, and we've been laughing like demented high schoolers ever since. She said she loved it and was gonna buy more to give away as gifts.
For those interested, it was less than $25 and took about 5 minutes to install and it seems to be powerful enough to clean the second story windows on my old house.

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Sounds "presidential" in a strangely appropriate way.

 

[jerrob]

Sounds "presidential" in a strangely appropriate way.

I do hum "Hail to the Chief" as I salute and flush.

 

[Johwar]

My wife bought this off Amazon and asked me to install it today.
I did, and we've been laughing like demented high schoolers ever since. She said she loved it and was gonna buy more to give away as gifts.
For those interested, it was less than $25 and took about 5 minutes to install and it seems to be powerful enough to clean the second story windows on my old house.

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My wife bought this off Amazon and asked me to install it today.
I did, and we've been laughing like demented high schoolers ever since. She said she loved it and was gonna buy more to give away as gifts.
For those interested, it was less than $25 and took about 5 minutes to install and it seems to be powerful enough to clean the second story windows on my old house.

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My daughter installed this on our commode a few months ago. I love it!

 

[Somemedic]

Kohler makes one since I wouldn't pull the trigger on a cheap Chinese version. The cool water isn't a big deal, kinda numbs the area. A baby wipe or 2 and followed with regular TP and you're back in business

 

[areamike]

I have one of these on my upstairs toilet. Bought it during the "toilet paper epidemic". It's pretty darn awesome. I barely use much toilet paper anymore. Yeah, the cold water can be a jolt, but it's not that big of a deal and kind of refreshing. Especially after a night of SPICEY food, if you know what I mean.

 

[manifest destiny]

Does a bidet require zeroing? It seems like target size and placement could be highly variable and affect the results.

 

[trimman83]

I've had my Toto Washlet since since '17. I came out of a surgery with a basketball sized hole in my belly that couldn't even be temporarily closed for 10 days. They just covered my guts with a damp cloth. Later a bio-mesh that aided as a bridge to regenerate skin over the opening. I got on Amazon and had my Washlet ordered, then my good friend installed it before I was home a couple months later. Heated seat, tempered water, de-odorizing fan, remote controlled directional head in steady stream, variable, flow and pulsating option. Drying fan with warm air.

But I didn't get it for me. I got it for the wife. I would recommend them to anyone for short or long-term care after surgery limiting your mobility or loss of limb function.

 

[Bigtanker]

I've had my Toto Washlet since since '17. I came out of a surgery with a basketball sized hole in my belly that couldn't even be temporarily closed for 10 days. They just covered my guts with a damp cloth. Later a bio-mesh that aided as a bridge to regenerate skin over the opening. I got on Amazon and had my Washlet ordered, then my good friend installed it before I was home a couple months later. Heated seat, tempered water, de-odorizing fan, remote controlled directional head in steady stream, variable, flow and pulsating option. Drying fan with warm air.

But I didn't get it for me. I got it for the wife. I would recommend them to anyone for short or long-term care after surgery limiting your mobility or loss of limb function.

Glad to hear your on the mend.

Your model sounds pretty close to the one that was in an AirBnB we stayed at. It had a remote. And I started pushing buttons. Wow. Talk about full service! The heated blow dry was the icing on the cake.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

The heated blow dry was the icing on the cake.

This has me intrigued, because I often have trouble giving my butt hair that full bodied look and style.

 

[WebSnyper]

The heated blow dry was the icing on the cake.

That's an interesting analogy/metaphor for this topic.